EXCRETED COWBOY

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We started jamming at Vince's place in autumn 2004 when Sam came back from Europe after three years of being a hobo in the old world. Vince, singner from FATAL FLAW, drummer in VATICAN (ex KURU, DORIS, MESMERISM, BLUDGEONED... (bands you don't know about) wanted to hit the drums, after years of guitar, so we started to jam. After a few months we had a few songs written and some lyrics to go with. Our first songs were quite experimental, some sounded like if DYSTOPIA had sex with EYEHATEGOD, KRABATHOR and THELONIOUS MONK (with no lube), others were like the worst stereodestroying japanese-style grind you could hear, others were just really unflowing jazzycrustgrindweirdmetal. Some of them we kept and modified to a more fluid flow, others we just forgot about. After a few months, our musical anticipation improved and we composed better songs, more fluid/filthy crust/metal with an increasing influence of downtuned stoner doom-rock. We decided to name our band EXCRETED COWBOY mainly because we dont take ourselves (or anyone) seriously. This is the way we see life in general, we know it's just a ride... We are proud that it's a fucked-up original name instead of some boring soundslikesomethinIheardbefore kinda anarchopoliticalagainsthesystempreachyP.C.motherfuckin'lacko fimagination name that were all used to hear. We despise people that need an enemy to fight against in order to have an identity. We fuckin create our own reality and that's our statement in front of any form of authority. WE ARE A THREAT BECAUSE WE PROMOTE AUTONOMY, FREETHINKING, AND CREATIVITY - This is ONE of the many reasons we call it "AUDIO TERRORISM"... This is strong in us and we have deep knowledge of what is going on in the world and beyond... (google 2012) You can be sure of that........................................ So than we asked Oli (HANDS OF DEATH, VICTIMS OF CORRUPTION, ex-SQUALOR, etc) to play bass with us. At that time, our friend Derek was doing the samples (sampler). We did our first show at the FOUFS in March 2005 with FATE TO HATE, BORN DEAD ICONS and METALIAN. Oli had only two weeks to learn the songs and he did a pretty good job... That night we decided to kick him out, cause some shit happened... And then we got our other friend Lesley to play bass for us, he quit not long after. We remained bassless for a while, and than Derek quit the band for some other shit that happened... We were back like at the beginning... but we had about ten songs and more coming day after day... Than Chris (GLOBAL HOLOCAUST, APOCALYPTIC APPROACH) joined us, we knew right away that we had found the missing link... We began to play quite a lot of shows. --(REAL RECORDING COMMING SOON!!)-- We now abuse more heavy sounding equipment just to make sure we traumatise the whole fuckin' neighborhood. We be highjacking your stereo mawfuggaz!!!