Uncle Katy

Myspace Layouts & Graphics @ JellyMuffin.com .First off, I have no affiliation with JellyMuffin.com. Second, every so often I update the "About Me" section and usually find it painfully difficult to sum up over 25 years of sheer excellence and perfection in just a couple of paragraphs. It all started a cool fall evening when my parents mistakenly conceived me. Thanks for not pulling out Dad. The world thanks you too. Some days I wake up impatiently awaiting a full-time, grown-up job with insurance and paid lunch breaks. Others, I can't stop thinking about leaving for somewhere else in a far away land, doing things that I will actually remember in many years from now... I was fortunate enough to get a taste of this as I recently spent six months teaching/drinking in South Korea with brief cameos in Indonesia, Japan and a layover in Singapore. I just finished my first semester of grad school in sociology and will eventually go on to rule the world. At any given point, I am usually thinking about ten different things. People tell me I look like a bitch, which is quite funny since I am the most gigantic sweetheart ever. I really like food. In fact, I am a something of a human garbage disposal. People give me what they can't finish, even after I've already eaten way too much. I like to define myself through surveys regarding which type of ice tea and laundry detergent I prefer. Wait no, that's you and you suck for that. I occasionally get really drunk by accident and pretend that it is by accident. I am not good at talking on the phone or "keeping in touch", if you will, so please don't get mad if I forget to call you for a year. I do think of you, and in many ways that you would be best not knowing about. I am accidentally sober right now. Sometimes I worry about worrying. Most of the time, I can't sit still. And all of the time, I am daydreaming...