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To value peace more thatn freedom is unamerican, its french

About Me



I love Music, Movies, Cooking and anything else that could be construed as artistic, fun or both-God gave man 2 heads and only enough blood to use one.-JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Living in California beautiful women are easy to come across what isn't easy is finding one that the doesn't wash you away when all her craziness comes flooding out.a girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot if they fall below the red line then according to the bro code you must run...fast

My Blog

Wedding night bummer

Honeymoon at Home:> >> >> > Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they> > go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together. In> ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:51:00 GMT

Whos doing the dishes

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years ol...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:50:00 GMT

Funny story

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about hisdeplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over andslices off the mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of t...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 22:57:00 GMT

Love

To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a companion who is deserving and worth the sacrafices ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:33:00 GMT

this is 100% true for me not a single one doesnt pertain to me

50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:1. Guys hate sluts.2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.3. Guys may be flirtin...
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 21:42:00 GMT

GIRLS NEED TO READ "RULES ABOUT GUYS"

The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules fro...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Feb 2005 14:40:00 GMT