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Melody

About Me

I like Chinese sausages with rice not little Chinese sausages... i like how dog's paws smell. i like to check to see if i got snail mail...even on Sundays. i can drive stick. i have a friend that likes to cut my dogs hair. i dont like it when people yell at me. i'm learning how to cook. i like to drink. i like to stress out when i'm taking tests. naps give me heartattacks.i quit soda. :( i like potatoes. i dont like conflict. i have bad eyesight. i'm really smart, but i don't know it. i like to laugh. i have my own language that only a selected few can understand. i like the smell of tape. i hate exercising. running makes me vomit. i wish that i could travel the world. i can't tell stories. i get scared when people scare me.ahhhh! i like to watch 3 movies in a row. i realize vodka tasting like water is a bad sign. i suck at the dildo game at d&b. i don't care about a lot of stuff. i care about a lot of stuff. i don't like hiphop. i do my laundry every week. i can kill bugs. i hate apple juice. i like to shop online. i must be home at 9pm on Wednesdays.i like ice cream. i eat kfc once a year. i want to be an OR nurse. i like to hang out with my friends. my dad is nutty. i sleep with a night light. i hate corduroys. i have a queen sized bed. i shower at night. i don't wear any make up.i'm not photogenic. i dont like to sing. i like t shirts. i hate sandwiches. i collect junk. my dogs are cute but fuckers sometimes. i like to write real small and messy. i set my alarm at 8 am every morning. my glasses are named milan. i like dane cook. i hate apple juice...oh wait i said that. i like the color purple. i've never fainted. i hate wet socks. my old clinical teacher got me sick. i like to listen to 104.3 when they play 80s music. i play the outta state license plate game. all the time. i have no sense of direction. i eat fast food. i have a bunion.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet Vannessa Williams just to ask "Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?"

My Blog

Im awake posting a blog....

I'm awake I'm awake....ii should sleep but this looked more fun cause im so gangsta in it....dont mess with me cause apparently im gonna cut you!M-Success comes easily to youE-You have a nice assL-you...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 03:20:00 GMT

Where do socks go?

Does anybody know where socks like to wander off to??? I've been pretty damn good lately with keeping all my socks and not losing any. Its been a nice winning streak of about hmmm 3 months of "yay I h...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 00:15:00 GMT

evil friends....

i have evil friends like nay & mimi who makes me do shit....hence joe rogan and my profile
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 00:53:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 10:35:00 GMT

Er...

Gosh took me like 5 min to figure out how to post this. Ah i dont know what to write and im really lazy now. Next time ill post something...better. Just wanted to see how this posting thing works is a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 21:48:00 GMT