My name is Erik. I guess you figured that out by now. If not, then how did you even get onto this page? Did you just kind of type random letters into your web browser and end up with my page? I tried doing that once. It doesn't work. I just got a search window that popped up and offered links to places where I can buy "osghuisgdeiuweg8f9whefw" for low low prices. Isn't that annoying? How search pages just come up like that, and they offer to sell you something based on what you typed, even though what you typed may not even be a word that exists in any modern language? Speaking of modern languages, how stupid is Esperanto? Does anyone even speak that? I think only like 3 people speak Esperanto. Yet they still mention it in Katamari Damacy. That's an awesome game, Katamari Damacy. It's so fun to roll up all those objects, especially in the "Make The Moon" level when you're picking up buildings and clouds and islands and giant squids. The people who made that game had to be on drugs, though. Just look at all the mushrooms in the game. And just the entire idea of it screams "bad trip." Rolling a Katamari? Yeah, that'll be a new term amongst gaming druggies nationwide. Druggies can be annoying. I don't mean just people who do drugs. I mean people who do drugs, then run around screaming, "OMFG I DO DRUGS LOLOLOL" and have a reference to marijuana in almost every single part of their lives. Not all people who do drugs are like that though. Hell, not even all people who do just that are bad. It just annoys me a little. You know what else annoys me? Those stupid plastic wrappings on video game and DVD cases, and the sticker thingys on them. They're so annoying to get off sometimes. It takes me like 2 minutes to open the brand new DVD I got. I could have made a sandwich in that time. Or painted a picture of, like, a guy holding a big knife. Or I could have made a sandwich with a guy with a big knife. He could use the knife to cut the sandwich. But he'd have to get something to wrap around the blade if he wants to keep it spotless, because I like my bologna sandwiches with ketchup, and that would get ketchup all over the knife, and he'd be all like, "Dude, my knife!" and I'd start running, because you don't want to be around when there's a big angry guy with a knife just running all willy-nilly around. What the hell kind of word is "willy-nilly" anyway? It sounds like some 1920s euphamism for male genitalia.
Oh, sorry, I got kind of sidetracked. I'm Erik, and I live in Farmingdale. I like doing stuff. OK bye.
BTW, if you wanna IM me, my AIM SN is CheZiForever. You can also sometimes catch me on my alternate name, Enron Erick, which I use while I'm on one of my annoyingly long breaks between classes at Hofstra.
And now, for no reason whatsoever, here is a puzzle of a man holding a lobster. I like death.
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