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Horatio

My green hat, against your baseball cap

About Me

To begin at the beginning....I am currently slogging hard at the Cam-Bridge. Its just as posh as you think it might be with a bit less dirt, sex and rock and roll. I once lost a small white porcelain dinosaur who answers to the name of Winston and I'm not over it yet. Maybe i never will be. I do re-enactment sometimes and worked at ARCHAEOLINK, dressing up as people from the past, cooking, doing archery, carving bone and antler into tools, doing traditional leather work, take part in demonstrations and battles, rebuild prehistoric structures....like the Meso boat i built last easter (and another, i plan to sew this Easter)!and burn WIcka WIckermans YEAH! I want to do a lot of travelling, went to Latvia to do re-enactment work in a Viking Lake village and dig up a castle! I want to live in a castle when i never grow up.....although i may have wanted to put a shovel through the dig co-ordinators head, as he had done to the 1000 year old skeleton i was excavating....(i know...boring!). Also excavated at Stonehenge! my ultimate dream is to become a boat builders apprentice and sail the seven seas, eating pineapples, occasionally getting skurvy and swigging rum out of coconut shells on the Island of Tortuga. I foster a small demonic baby in my throat and occasionally my womb, which sounds like it may have smoked many cigars in its time and a Russian bottybilder is just waiting to erupt from my pecs....message me! Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

Pretending to be T-rex, painting, drawing, reading, rock climbing, digging bodies up with mattocks, Dancing in the dirty dirty K! Site seeing and travelling, I pick things up, I am a collector, and things, well things, tend to accumulate
Greed: Very Low
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Medium
Sloth: Very Low
Envy: Medium
Lust: Medium
Pride: Medium
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I'd like to meet:

How am i going to know until it happens.....David Bowie? Johnny Depp, Peaches (next time I go to berlin you evasive MINX!), Jim Henson (but hes dead :( ) and Johnny Cash but he too is dead...ooh and Trent Reznor, Joanna very much so...shes got soul! John Hurt i think..... As for people I already know, I think I want to meet mostly everyone on my contact list who I am and used to be friends with but havent seen in an age. I'm going to get everyone I know in a wood somewhere and have a trance party.

Music:

Joanna Newsom, Regina Spektor, Tori Amos, Bjork, Distillers, Peaches, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Blondie, Siouxsie and the Banshees, (old) Goldfrapp, System of a Down, NIN, Rammstein, Mindless Self Indulgence, Blink, Deftones, Arab Strap, Hole, the soundtrack to Labyrinth!, Cyclefly, King Adora, PEEJ!, Kate Bush, the Human League, Fiona Apple, Fairground Attraction, Back When We Were Squids, Jeff Buckley, Anthony and the Johnsons, Joy Division, Lene Lovitch, Arab Strap, Sigur Ros, Mogwai, Slingshot around the Moon, Burning Cow, PKO, Iza, 5678s, Johnny Cash, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Le Tigre, Prodigy, Gary Numan, Disturbed, Korn, GooGooDolls, Eleni Mandell, The Kronos Quartet, The Knife, INXS, The Tiger Lillies, Joan Armatrading, David Bowie, I like 'What Else is There' by Royksop and the gal from The Knife (seen the Video? whats that dripping out of her trousers?), Depeche Mode. I like dancing to 50-60s music, ska and 80s electro. I LOVE 80s, such a good era - I was born!

Movies:

Labyrinth, Jurassic Park (if its not JP its extinct), The Dark Crystal, Legend, (The original, the remake and the remade remake as well as all son of Kong) King Kong films, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, anything with Bella Lugosi in it OR about Bella Lugosi....Ed Wood!, the Grudge (original only!), Amelie, Delicatessen, anything by Svankmejer, Erazorhead, Battle Royalle, SAW I and II (I just can't help myself!), Requiem for a Dream, Team America (F**K YEAH), The Crocodile Hunter, anything by Henson - even Muppets from Space, ye olde Disney before all this computer animation rubbish, all Alien films, Predator, Omen trilogy, The March of the Frankensteins (Rainbow Christ Productions), The Exorcist, Drop Dead Fred, Silent Hill, Stargate, Candyman, Mirrormask, Children of Men - best film Ive seen in a long time, Casshern, The Silence of Sleep, Run Lola Run, Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr Vengeance,

Television:

Green Wing, Chronicles of Narnia, Storyteller, LOST! when it was interesting, Neighbours, Father Dowling Investigates-if only for Sister Steve, (old) X-men, Masters of the Universe, She-ra: Princess of Power, Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles, The Jezza-Kyle Show, The New Adventures of Superman, The PowerPuff Girls, Dexters Labratory, As a form of comedy i like to turn on the ole Relic Hunter on a night. Walking with Dinosaurs, Prehistoric Park, I like all those documentary thingies 'David Attenboroughs most loved Parakeets of the Congo' and 'Palin's path to the ancient war thrones of the tropics', the Good Life - I want to be them! Em Stargate SG1 before it became Fargate/Starscape (as i appear to be part of it), getting partialled to Torchwood although i hate new Dr Who! Easy watching Friends, Spaced, Desperate Housewives, Black Books, Peep Show, I HATE and i mean HATE Scrubs, Russell Brand and fucking reality bloody bastard TV
You scored as SG-1 (from Stargate). You are versatile and diverse in your thinking. You have an open mind to that which seems highly unlikely and accept it with a bit of humor. Now if only aliens would stop trying to take over your body.

Coming on December 1, 2005:
Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? The Sequel
SG-1 (from Stargate)


81%

Nebuchadnezzar (from The Matrix)


75%

Enterprise D (from Star Trek)


75%

Moya (from Farscape)


75%

Millennium Falcon (from Star Wars)


69%

Galactica (from Battlestar: Galactica)


63%

Serenity (from Firefly)


63%

Bebop (from Cowboy Bebop)


44%
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Books:

Jane Auel-Earths Children Chronicles, ANYTHING by George of the Orwell variety....sometimes theres reasons behind cliche..., Aldous Huxley, Margaret Atwood, William Shakespeare, Wilbur Smith, Richard Adams, Jim Dodge's 'Rain on the River' - read 'Unnatural Selection: Contemplation upon witnessing a bullfrog fucking a rock' amazing, Bill Bryson, Manda Scott, Neil Gaiman - read his short story 'Snow, Glass and Apples', and several other extremely dry textbooks that i spend my life pretending to enjoy (and sometimes actually enjoying then i feel like the dullest person alive), Books about Oriental Despotism - its all about the Hydraulics. Men Like Gods by H.G.Wells

Heroes:

the Boudicca(not any of this Boddicea rubbish! - bloody ANCIENT ROMANS!!!), David Clarke (hurrah for concise Beaker corpus!), Hitler - according to Kit's mum though I much prefer Stalin because hes all Russian (my inner bottybilder threatens to break through the skin of my chest) I like that Lenin's all mummified, I'd like to own him and put him in my living room.

My Blog

The Umbrella Story

I wrote this to Bubblegum Octopus but I thought I'd post it here for the glory of god. This morning upon waking i had the most amazing vision. Rihanna appeared before me in rays of glitter and gravy a...
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:14:00 PST

'Hamburger Couple' Apologeese!

Hello, Just a quick Blog (god i hate word Blog, couldn't they name it something a lot more edgy?), to say that I apologise greatly for the atrocity that reaches your eyes upon viewing my page. It trul...
Posted by Horatio on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:39:00 PST

Love killed by Stingmata

In the early hours of this morning (British Time) Steve Irwin, Great explorer and lover of all things reptillian, was fatally injured. The 35 year old Father of two was swimming off the coast of Cairn...
Posted by Horatio on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST