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Reverend Gardner

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I am a nihilist, I believe in nothing Lebowski, NOTHING (yes it is exhausting world view)...
I am an ordained minister and one of the founding members of the Church of the Straight and Narrow (feel free to call me Rev.).
I decided a regular job wasn't for me so I made my exodus out of Dayton, Ohio and joined the Army. I am now a trained killing machine and I think this fits me much better.
Things I like:
THE Ohio State University, Mushroomhead, The Cheese Barn, Swenson's, Bill Hicks, The Big Lebowski, Crown Royal, South Park, Yuengling, Curb Your Enthusiasm, TOOL, Guinness, STP, Tivo, .50 Caliber, Pulp Fiction, White Russians, Casa Bonita, Night Train, Making it Rain
Things I HATE:
Michigan, Fallout Boy, Pittsburgh Steelers (and the terrible towel), Last call at the bar, Monday Mornings, People that take up multiple parking spots, Popped Collars, Liquor in plastic jugs, Pickles, Guys that wear pink, Penn State.
oh yea, the ringer cannot look empty dude.

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I'd like to meet:

TOOL: Maynard

Bill Hicks (R.I.P.) quite possibly the funniest man that ever lived.

Scott Weiland

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You are broken now...

... but faith can heal you.Just do everything I tell you to do.-Black Jesus
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:50:00 GMT

Not all martyrs see divinity...

But at least I tried.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:06:00 GMT