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Jarvis

Green for the money, and Gold for the hunnies!

About Me

well where do i start.My first is Jarvis dont get confused with the picture i am white my parents just gave me a black name.haha.Oh yeah I just got back from IRAQ,after a long year looking for roadside bombs. Been gone for a long 15 months and let me tell ya it sure feels good to be back. so what else would you like to know about me...I like girls thats a start ..... whatever i give up i cant think of anything to write......OH and Iraq Sucks! Been here too long to care about anything.
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My Interests

cars, ATV's, dirtbikes,Harleys,Wakeboarding... all watersports,BOOBS, BEER, BOOZE!I like money. Im interested in TATTOO's.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Chris Cucumber What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

I'd like to meet:

A woman.sexy sexy sexy woman. ha dont we all. I guess she would have to be funny. GOD I SUCK!!! What do you people write... IRAQ SUCKS! A.CO 164 SUCKs oh now im going off the subject. I like hot gurls. I like crazy gurls. I like chicks with tattoo's. I dont know you tell me what i should like.

Big Johnny Johnston
People Iced: Thirty Seven
Car Bombs Planted: Thirteen
Favorite Weapon Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Twenty Three
Eyes Gouged: Twelve
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Joey Diamonds
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

You Are 84% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra
..ford-cobra .jpg" height="100" width="100" You have an extreme need for speed, even when you're not in a hurry.
And while your flying by, you don't want to look like every other car on the road! What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
You Are 76% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?
All About Me Survey
First The Basics..
Name: Jarvis Jemtrud
Birthday: Feb 25th 1984
Hometown: Velva ND
Favorite..
Restaurant: none
Drink: coors light
Holiday: none
Car: corvette
Place I've Been: germany
Thing to Do On A Warm Summer Day: go to the lake
Thing To Do On A Rainy Afternoon: stay home
Movie: boondock saints
Song: ring of fire....johnny cash
TV Show: that 70..'s show
Perfume/Cologne For The Opposite Sex: dont know the name just the scent
Flower: dont have a favorite flower
Are You Romantic?
Last Time You Had A Candle Lit Dinner? never
Went For A Walk On The Beach With The One You Love? well never
Last Time You Bought/Recieved Flowers? For/From Who? um never
Ever Kissed in The Rain? yes
Who Was The Last Person You Kissed? u wanna know dont ya
Are You In Love? nope
Sweetest Thing Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Has Ever Done For You? cant recall
Sweetest Thing You Did For Them? dont know
How Many..
Tattoos Do You Have? 4
Piercings Do You Have? notta
Have You Ever..
Been Skinny Dipping? yes
Been Skydiving? no
Been Outside Of The US? yes
Random Thoughts..
Do You Have Any Regrets In Life? yes ofcourse who doesnt
What Is Your Favorite Memory? as of now being welcomed off the plane returning from iraq
Place You Would Like To Travel To? amsterdam
Idea Job In A Perfect World? no clue
Ever Want To Drive A Race Car? yes
Your Weakness? girls
Last Thought Before You Fall Asleep? fuck work in the morning
What The Future Holds..
Do You Want To Get Married? yes
Do You Want To Have Children? yes
How Many? not sure
What Is The One Thing You Want To Accomplish Before You Die? live a happy life
Any Thing Else You Would Like To Share? no
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Music:

Rock, Rap, R&B.....I just like music ..pretty much all music. MyEasyGen Profile Resource

Movies:

I like action movies , drama, and even a chick flick now and again only if im with the right woman.
You Are Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever! What Superhero Are You?

Television:

whatever is on i guess.

Books:

What the fuck is a book.well i read one book once... it was a good book i honestly dont remember the name.

Heroes:

Darrick Davidson because he was in iraq in OIF 2 that is why he is my hero. He says we are all a bunch of pussy's cause we were'nt here in OIF2. That is why he is my Hero. THanks!

My Blog

back to work...

so i started back at work last monday... so yeah it has been a lil difficult to get into a new routine compared to iraq... so i do construction and we are still working which means it is cold outside....
Posted by Jarvis on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST

20 REASONS WHY IRAQ SUCKS

1. No Booze.2.No Drugs3.Too many Pogues.4.Smells of dead people5. Iraqi woman are ugly... still after being here a year they get attractive.6.Hadji are stupid7. Muslim country8. not enuf biches/sluts ...
Posted by Jarvis on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST