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Chris J. Dickslapped Your Mom In The Face &Lau

Braindead Like a Mummy Since I Came Out The Tummy....The Dank1One

About Me

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My Interests

I LOVE UHi my names Chris Johnson...My interests include working at the all mighty applebee's and also as a floor maintenance man for my room-mate steves company procision floors his moms are manager...anyways I like to drink heineken's and chain smoke reds,snowboard hangout with my real friends not the drugged out losers I once kicked it with ummm and prolly my number one interest at this moment in my chaotic life the one thing that brings into it calm and peace is my girlfriend elena I love her and cherish every moment I spend with her...and she makes my life something to look forward to rather then look back upon...big shout outs to steve, cory, cole you guys are the shit stay the same...oh did I mention that im immersed in music yeah I love that anyways if u need to contact me my aim is below and if your a girl that wants my nuts sry a quicker squirrel got em and if your a friendly female I kick it with then you have my nombre already...aight peaceout bitches...cj aka chris j. aka chris johnson, aka Dank 1 aka MC Up2Late!AIM is SniffenPowder I SMOKE REDS BITCH AND I DRANK HEINEKEN'S

I'd like to meet:

$DiCk sLaPs FoR a DoLLa$'s Custom Friends List $DiCk sLaPs FoR a DoLLa$ has 420 Friends Necro

Ill Bill .."La Coka Nostra.."

Planet Asia

Apathy

Non Phixion

The Living Legends

Jedi Mind Tricks

Reef The Lost Cauze

Music:

Record Label Owned By Necro Supporting Artists such as Ill Bill, Sabac, Q Unique, Mr.Hyde, Goretex, Circle Of Tyrants & More Record Label Supporting Artists Such As Jedi Mind Tricks, 7L & Esoteric, Apathy, Agallah, Army Of The Pharoahs,Bronze Nazareth, Cannibis, Chief Kamachi, GZA, Outerspace, Immortal Technique and a few more Record label Supporting Artists such as Cannibal Ox, Cage,and Aesop Rock Fuck Ipod Get A Zune Other artists I listen too Include --------------------- MF Doom, Jus Allah, Non Phixion, Cannibal Ox, People Under The Stairs, DZK, SPM, The Lost Children Of Babylon, The Living Legends, Scarub, Eligh, The Grouch, Murs, Bus Driver, Freestyle Fellowship, Eminem, Aceyalone, Atmosphere, Outsidaz, Cage, RJD2, Killah Priest, Bobby Digital, Wu Tang Clan, ODB, Kottonmouth Kings, Total Devastation, Ghostface Killah, Moka Only, Celph Titled, Virtuoso, The Visionaries, LMNO, Herbaliser, Mobb deep, Ludacris, Lil Whyte, Unknown Prophets, Brotha Lynch, Louis Logic, Public Enemy, Dead Prez, Smut Peddlers, Reef The Lost Cauze, The Alkaholiks, Masta Killa, Hieroglyphics, Deltron 3030, Del The Funky Homosapian, Soul Position, Dangermouse, Prince Po, Papoose, Eightball and MJG, Kool Keith, Doctor Octagon, Too Short, Young Bloodz, Ugly Duckling, Madlib, DJ Shadow and Cut Chemist, D12, De La Soul, Common, The Big Tymers, Lil Wayne, Lords of The Underground, LA Symphony, Acid Reign, Aesop Rock, Alchemist, AWOL One, Beat Junkies, Binary Star, Buck 65, Babbletron, Zion I, X-ecutioners, WildChild, 2Mex, Tame One, Swollen Members, Supernatural, MC Juice, Styles Of Beyond, Skitzofreniks, Scienz Of Life, Rhymesayers, Quasimoto, Peanut Butter Wolf, Of Mexican Decent, Planet Asia, Mystic Journeyman, Loop Troop, Mr. Lif, Lyrics Born, Molemen, Micranots, Medaphoar, Kid Koala, Three Six Mafia, 311, Slightly Stupid, ATB, Barrington Levy, The Game, 50 Cent, LD & Ariano, Lords Of Acid, Outkast, Jay Z, Nas, Sublime, B.I.G, Tupac, and many many many more cant get enough music EVER!!!!

Movies:

Favorite Movie Of All Time..Saw It My First Time In 3rd Grade Johnny Depp Plays an excellent coc lord One of the realest and true to life stories youll see on film Classic Stoner Comedy

Television:

Dave Chapelle is The funniest muthafuck out thier right now everyshow on this shit is the shiz gotta know whats going on in the world

Books:

I enjoy books any kind really its the key to learning and im down with that ...but my favorite authors are RA Salvatore, Hunter S. Thompson, and im loving all the journalist in the Hightimes and Cannabis Culture Magazines The Best Buds in The World Displayed In Full Photo ..1 ..2

Heroes:

Every Hip Hop & Music Artist I listen To...My True Friends you know who you are...My Family...& Fuck it Myself I guess lol...Sincerely Chris J. Bitch .. Vinnie Paz is the the shit and is my hero.. leading lyricist for JMT!!! NUCCA

My Blog

Precision Floor Care

to get an estimate on your floors message me and ill give you my number...cj
Posted by $ DiCkSlaPs FoR a DoLLa $ on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:42:00 PST

Come To Applebee's

come to applebee's good food enviorment and I work thier so tip my bitch ass....YEEEAH     .cj
Posted by $ DiCkSlaPs FoR a DoLLa $ on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:39:00 PST