DON'T $AVE HER profile picture

DON'T $AVE HER

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT TIL I DRUNK DIAL YOU I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.THE MIGHTY BOOSH. MAJOR. HEART OF COAL. SOUL OF SOOT.I WANT TO BE BETTER BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW. TEACH ME.RIP-J.S. June 23rd, 2001 RIP-Q.C. June 2nd, 2004 RIP-C.W. September 17th, 2006

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

YOUR LITTLE SISTER, I'VE BEEN WATCHING HER AT THE KIDS POOL, SHE WEARS THE CUTEST LITTLE TWO PIECE....

My Blog

IT’S OK, I’M HERE, THE PARTY CAN START NOW.

TUESDAY SEPTEMBER SOMETHING OR OTHERME: DUDE DID I JUST BUY YOU A SHOT AND YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME AND DRINK GINGERALE??BARTENDER: I CAN'T DRINK LIKE YOU, I'M WORKINGME: EXACTLYME: YOUR BALLS JUST SHRIV...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 18:46:00 GMT

STEP TO THE RIGHT

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1STME:    FORGET HER,  COOOMMMEE OVVERRKOREA: I JUST FEEL GUILTY BC SHE TOOK US OUT LAST WKND. OK NEVERMIND IM OUT THE DOOR XOXOME:  NO NO SEE HER IF U HAV...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:59:00 GMT

NEW DANCE ROUTINE.

I'M SO OVER BLOGGING. NOW I'M JUST GOING TO TRANSCRIBE FUNNY TEXT CONVOS. DON'T TRY AND COPY ME BC YOU'LL JUST LOOK LIKE A FUCKING LOSER. WHICH YOU ARE ANYWAYS.FRIDAY, AUGUST 31ST.ME: WHAT TIME YOU CO...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:33:00 GMT

what does this mean...

I keep having this dream where I wake up bc Jacqueline is telling me I got something cool in the mail (obviously ebay) but then when I open it, all I see is free cineplex odeon passes, CINEPLEX ODEON....
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:11:00 GMT

MISS WHO????? HAVE A GLASS OF LISTERINE.....

AAHAHAAH WE WENT TO YOUR PARTY AND IT SUCKED. YOU ARE SO UGLY IN REAL LIFE. I HAVE YOUR SUNGLASSES, I BOUGHT THEM LAST YEAR, WERE THEY ON SALE???? YOU WERE N A FASHION SHOW??? FOR WHO??? 'UGLY QUEEN S...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:08:00 GMT

THINGS I LIKE MAYBE

ANXIETYPARANOIASALVIASALVIASALVIABOOBSPEOPLE THAT HAVE 'ACCIDENTS'STEPPING ON GLASSLAW & ORDERLAW & ORDER SVULAW & ORDER TRIAL BY JURYINTERVENTIONUPPER ASS LOWER BACK KNEADING (DID I ACTUA...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:33:00 GMT

re-revised things I hate

FAKE MUKSBITCHES THAT DON'T LIKE MUKSPEOPLE WHO DON'T SMOKE CIGARETTESLONG TOESPEOPLE THAT DANCE WITH THEIR ARMS OVER THEIR HEADSBLACKFOREST HAM IS STILL DISGUSTINGLUNG BUTTERWHEN PEOPLE LEAVE STUFF A...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:08:00 GMT

WHY why WHY

NO SERIOUSLY, I MIGHT SEEM LIKE A FUCKER BUT I BASICALLY TRY TO BE A GOOD PERSON. I FEEL BAD FOR NERDS WHO GET BEAT UP AND CHILDREN WITH DISABILITIES. I DON'T GIVE TO CHARITY OR ANY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:09:00 GMT

Skimbles

Novice sewer?? Uncomfortable with that cold, hard metal thimble?? Why not try our new skimbles...These soft teenaged skinned finger slips protect your fingers without getting in the way!! Order n...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 20:44:00 GMT

DAVID/POKIE/POKESTAR

DAVID IS THE SWEETEST GUY I KNOW,  HE JUST WROTE ME THIS: I'm sorry about Diamond I know you guys were close. I never knew him well, just from around the hood and words were never exchanged ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 20:39:00 GMT