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♥ 'saint lauren of ibiza' ♥

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About Me

..i am lauren...i am a loose cannon (sometimes) and definately a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic basket..im of mixed origin and im a piscerian too..(that's not a star sign) (or a religious belief)..i party until im the metaphorical colour of 'off milk' i have impuslive anger- i adore it..i've a great yet deranged sense of humour and lifestyle..the uncanny resemblance i share with big ste frightens i and would baffle scientists im sure .my mane is WILD..it is bigger than the land mass of africa..probabaly the population too..i get bored SO easily but major change really disorientates me, i've a good set of cheekbones, i dance like im on fire..music is life..ibiza is outrageous...so are clubkids and some day i hope to be one..DANCE. 'lauren' --
[adjective]:
Visually addictive
i have exceptional friends...all at the top of the hierarchy in my life...im not into sleeping life is far too short..my past/present/future..is music ibiza and art..its time to find my feet now though, ive been in 'life limbo' for far too long and i do have potential..i can say the alphabet in a range of languages..ALSO..i DO have enough 'street cred' to listen to both carl cox and the spice girls..'DING-DONG'

My Interests

i ♥ music/art/dancing/ibiza/david atternborough's voice/icky/huge shades/festivals/ photography/strawberry picking/heights/climbing/roadtrips/summer/geordie accent/guinea pigs/the larf!/pokemon/false lashes/drag/culture/ southpark/ late night chats with hughsie/backslang/comedy/intellectuals/sunshine/learning/ challenges/my mafia/spongebob.i find despicable: wind/rain/cold/pink/lilac/tomato/ velvet/sharks/cats/christmas/american comedy/sitcoms 'planets funniest animals'

I'd like to meet:

britney spears (i DEFO would)(M.I.L.F.) freddie mercury, david bowie, prince and carlos cox the music man and my possy - have a huge 'hoot nanny'...other than that people with common interests but not common people i thankyou please.SAVE THE (phucking) (nu)RAVE! (♥) = muy muy multi vitamin! SYKE!

Music:

i ♥ my music..im into electo/techno/house(non-funk)/minimal/electronica/dub/breaks /acid/grunge/---treat like a mere anogram (mix'n'match)jazz/swing/soul/(original)rock'n'roll/60's/70's /80's/90's..music that sounds like your old skool gameboy is @ war wit robots..endless list of dj's and artists i cba to compose..atm? david bowie/prince/digitalism/prydz/britney/chemical brothers

Movies:

AGPT/party monster/spongebob

Books:

you gotta ♥ mixmag!

Heroes:

my dadio. jessica o'shag! rachee and the rest of the not-so-solid crew..mr eric 'legend' cartman..infamous and famous people who have grabbed life by the balls and ragged it everywhere