The Incredible Abbylon |
People all the time be asking me, "God, how do you keep those abbs?". Well now you to can have biblical abbs with a little help from the Amazing Tower of Abbyl" abb defining system, the only abb mach...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Dec 2004 09:16:00 GMT |
That guy Noah is pretty solid |
I mean seriously, that ark he built, I mean that was pretty awesome. But man you should see the tool bench he put together in my garage. I mean, it's not exactly level, and the legs aren't all the s...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Nov 2004 11:28:00 GMT |
Top reasons why heaven rules |
Some Top Reasons Why Heaven Rules
1. In heaven, we have a three-day week. Those daysFriday, Saturday, and Sunday. So just imagine waking up from a Sunday binger, and suddenly...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 16:47:00 GMT |
Bad things happen to good people |
People always be asking me, "God, why do you let bad things happen to good people?"
And I always say to them, "Have you asked yourself why you let bad things happen to good people."
Pretty quotable hu...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Nov 2004 18:14:00 GMT |
Sometimes, it's pretty cool to be God |
You know, I was just thinking, sometimes it's just pretty cool to be God. I mean not always, but every once in awhile, it's frickin' sweet. Like the other day I'm waiting in line for Club Sutra, cau...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 23:29:00 GMT |
Accursed Yahoo Mail! |
You know, I don't want to come across all high and mighty, but being God and all sometimes I come to expect just a smidgen of special treatment (you know, for creating existence and all). But not from...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 17:43:00 GMT |
