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Jack, The Comedy Accountant...

we thought we'd come up here and piss all over your strawberries

About Me



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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

all sorts, open to anyone open

Music:

Led Zepplin, notourious B.I.G, dizzee rascal, red snapper, Beck, Queens of the Stone Age, eminem, D-12 PROOF R.I.P, Bloc Party, Saian Supa Crew, jurassic 5, Aim, Dj Format, Wilco, razorlight, libertines, Wu-tang, dead prez, dilated peoples, pink floyd, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, jehst, kano, magic numbers, bedouin soundclash, snoop, mitchell brothers, Dj Yoda,roots manuva, motzart, jonny cash, tom waits, plus many many moreHATE!!!: House (espicially remixed 80's tunes) HATE ja rule HATE nelly and HATE r&b

Movies:

Groundhog day, Life aquatic, Napolean Dynamite, Big Lebowski, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Old Boy, Sideways, Royal tenabaums, Happiness, Ferris Beuller, Godfather, Requim for a Dream, Baise Moi,

Television:

dont watch alot anymore coz i cant stand reality tv and thats all that seems to be on. However alot of good comedy still about. peep show is class, Curb your enthusiasm is awesome, older stuff like young ones, spaced, garth meringues dark place, the new statesman, Brass eye, alan patridge, Jam, and of course Family guy on dvd now we are talking!!

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces

Heroes:

Freddy Flintoff, Ole Solskjaer, Jack Black, billmurray, bill hicks,alan partridge
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve Cook
Birthday: 1/9/80
Birthplace: london town innit
Current Location: manchester our kid
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5"8ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed coz im proper clever and artistic yeh
Your Heritage: mum cockney doubter dad drag queen loudmouth
The Shoes You Wore Today: brown work shoes to match my brown work suit
Your Weakness: (lager and food) or im too laid back to get anything important done
Your Fears: (no lager and food) ill never achieve my potential
Your Perfect Pizza: meat, meat, meat and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: try and stop borrowing money
Thoughts First Waking Up: press snooze it will go away
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: straight after ive had a good 'word' with myself
Your Most Missed Memory: that whole couple of years when i bunned too much green cant really remeber any of that!
Pepsi or Coke: "for i like 'coke'" i did sniff at the passer by...
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds is vile
Single or Group Dates: single dont want dave ruining it for me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: couldnt give 2 shits for poncy drinks
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: nice cup of beautiful british tea
Do you Smoke: nope used to, still miss it sometimes
Do you Swear: to tell the truth the whole truth...... you bastard
Do you Sing: yep in the car very loudly, reckon i could go pro if i was allowed to perform all my gigs onstage in my car
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: consiousness is a curse its the reason we love, the reason love hurts
Do you want to go to College: been fucked it up royally
Do you want to get Married: yep quite alot
Do you belive in yourself: yes im hilarious
Do you get Motion Sickness: used too
Do you think you are Attractive: yes for a chunky lad! the stats dont lie!
Are you a Health Freak: no but ive started running, entered a marathon! good drunken idea that!
Do you get along with your Parents: yeh they are fucking cool
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep i dig rain, hot chicks in rain is one of my things
Do you play an Instrument: bass guitar.... loosely
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes always
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no unfortunetly
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeh a couple
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no i live in england
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeh from work, but who dosnt steal from work?
Ever been Drunk: most of the time im there or there abouts
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: couple of times
Ever Shoplifted: yeh as a teenager, some zippo lighters in austria
How do you want to Die: on a golf course when im old after getting a hole in one
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: comfortable
What country would you most like to Visit: iceland think it is a geagraphically amazing place
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not bothered
Weight: medium like a bit of something
Best Clothing Style: retro
Number of Drugs I have taken: bout 8 types i guess big fun, down to about 3 at the mo
Number of CDs I own: 200ish
Number of Piercings: toungue, nipple that i wear still got bout 4 holes in my ears
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: loads but who cares gonna regret plenty more
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