Brenton G. Gumucio - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"I can resist anything but temptation." -Oscar Wilde

My name is Brenton Gumucio, My friends call me many things: dT, Moose, Goose, McLovin, Guy, Hey Dude, Gucci, Moose Papageorgio, or just plain old Gumucio.

My favorite things in life include:

1. Champagne

2. Being Naked (Don't Ask!!!)

3. Making Money

4. Bikram Yoga (Geez, It's hot in here!)
Everyday in my world is party and should be treated like one.
Pretty spontaneous is something I am, anyone who has remotely heard of me should know that...come on people lets get on the same page. I recently moved from Japan back to the wonderful state of California, It feels so good to be back. I am down to party whenever and wherever so if you are into the same thing then hit me up. I don't discriminate. I also like story telling and have some amazing stories to tell, some are embellished a bit but most are not. And if they are I will surely tell you, so if you want a good laugh about me ending up in a japanese spa house naked, or one of my many near death experiences, or just me ending up at a voodoo house 3 states away on Thanksgiving morning next to a fat chick then let me know.

â€œAnother such victory over the Romans and we are undone."

-King Pyrrhus of Epirus

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

-David Brinkley

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

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My Interests

Anything that will result in a good time, including:

1)potential life threatening escapades

2)alcohol

3)Women

4)A golf club, waffle iron, a ready camera, someone I despise asleep, and about a 100 pounds of horse manure.

Any combination of these makes things even more exciting so there is a propensity to combine them in some way, shape, or form.

I'd like to meet:

-Jay Z

-Jon Bon Jovi

-Katie Melua

-Jesus

-Jose Cuervo: He would get punched in the face for how many times he's knocced me down.

-Charlie Daniels

-Vanna White from Wheel of Fortune

-The kid that picced on George W. Bush in middle school

-A walking Christopher Reeve

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat." -TR

Music:

Literally any type of Music. Right now I am into a lot world music, whether it's Wyclef Jean, Yanni, or Nightwish(A Finnish Sympho-Metal Band)

Movies:

I love comedies. A few of my top favs are:

1)Old School

2)Ferris Buellers Day Off

3)American Pie I&II

4)Anchor Man

5)40 Yr Old Virgin

Television:

American Dad, American Dad, and American Dad

Books:

I am a huge closet nerd. I enjoy books on geological phenomenons such as the Nazca lines and ancient underground cities along the Silk Road in ancient Turkey. I also am interested in economic and social policies of coutries around the world. Basically anything that you can read and learn something from is what I am into. Also, I am big into Louis L'amour western novels.

Heroes:

My dad, Chucc Norris, and crippled people that walk*

Note: Most people see this as unsensitive because of the crippled people comment but I assure you, it was written in all seriousness and absolutely not a joke at all.

My Blog

State of Gumucio’s Union Address

Let me start I out by re-iterating that I am not a blogger. I dabble occasionally when inspiration(or anger) hits me or when I find something comedic that I feel is important to share. This blog ...
Posted by Brenton G. Gumucio on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:53:00 PST

For Those Who Dont Know Me

The following is a little about me in case you don't know: I am a 21 yr old white male who like hip hop and is a closet nerd (Wikipedia is my best friend). However, I hate nightclubs, and I hat...
Posted by Brenton G. Gumucio on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

Goodwife 101: How to be a good wife

Funny but outdated- Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him ...
Posted by Brenton G. Gumucio on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

Free Things!!!

Being in the position that I am affords me many luxuries. As a manager of a hip hop group, a radio dj, and just a lot of long nights and hard days, I have come to the place where I don't have to pay t...
Posted by Brenton G. Gumucio on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:38:00 PST