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Glenn

I am here for Serious Relationships and Networking

About Me

My name is Glenn Taxman, and I'm on Myspace because my buddy Jeff told me about this site at the Super Bowl party. I just finished signing the papers on my divorce - I found out the tramp was cheating on me with one of my co-workers. I do landscaping on golf courses, but I almost finished with bartending school. After I finish, I want to open my own tavern and make my own special alcohol. Alcohol is very important to my life. I'm not a boozer; I just love the taste. I'm looking for a new Mrs. Taxman. Any takers? If not, I love to network.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ronald Reagan, George Bush, George W. Bush, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Jesse Ventura, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Dan Quayle, Richard Nixon (I'm on your side, friend), Teddy Roosevelt, all of the Chicago Bears and Pale Hose, and Michael Moore so I can kick his ass.His dad's pretty good too.The end of an era.

My Blog

MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!

This happened a couple days ago, but I haven't been able to write about it. I've been with Kate for a while now. Everything was good from the very start, we got along, our kids got along everything wa...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:32:00 GMT

We got the coner!

Yep, so we all thought that it was Keanu, but we weren't sure. You never know, just because he's an idiot doesn't mean he was doing this, but we had to find out. Now we've all been getting conned an A...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:56:00 GMT

I'm pissed!

I'm driving down the street going to my lunch break, I was fucking hungry and I wanted some goddamn food to eat! I'm going down the street, then this little liberal college cunt fuck turns out into th...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:31:00 GMT

bad christmas

How is it going? I've been pretty busy with Kate lately, we've been doing really really good! She is the best! Our kids met and they love each other, they love to play and everything. We've been to Di...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 21:18:00 GMT

I got a girlfriend

I went out on the date with the girl that Kip set me up with, and she was great. She was a lot like me, we like the same kinda of movies, music, tv shows, food, cakes, drinks. She's fucking great! I e...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:55:00 GMT

I went out on another date.

it didn't go bad. it just wasn't really happening. We didn't really connect at all. I picked her up and all that shit, we ate, we talked, then by the time the date was coming to an end. She said somet...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:23:00 GMT

The date went FUCKING BAD!!!!

I just read that Jim told ya guys about the pact, so I don't have to say anything. I went out on a date on a girl that Jose Lopez, a friend of mine knew. They gave me her number, said she was in my ag...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 23:35:00 GMT

Van Helsing II!

Now I'm proud to say that I'm a republican, and that my favorite movie is Van Helsing, and if you don't think so not only do you not know anything about movies, but you're also an idiot! now after you...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 23:02:00 GMT

FUCKING DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!

There's two things that I love, betting and politics, or really hating commie liberals! I've been pretty happy these last few years to live in a country ran by Always Right Republicans. At work, I wor...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:36:00 GMT

I hate FLIP FLOPS!!!!!!!!!

Yep so yesterday I had a hell of a day! I hate going to get starbucks because there are always too many liberals there. I should stop drinking coffee so I don't have to deal with these libs anymore. I...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:17:00 GMT