Mike - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Tall, Phat, Shaved Mellon, Luv Getting Drunk and Hookin Up With Chick's and Blamming It On My Cuz !! Hangin Out @ Omally's Pub !! Playin Hit the coochie with the underwater torpeedo !!

My Interests

eating dugnutz, pizza, shaved burgerz, gettin clowned at the door at all the kewl events cuz im a cheese ball from oc !! winnng survivor just cuz i'll loose 100 lbs !!

I'd like to meet:

Girl's that can take the whole torpeedo !! Girl's that dont mind pulling trizains !! Sluts, Hookerz, Hoes all always fun in the sun !! wile they take it from hizarlow the man with the elephant gun !!

Music:

K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N K O R N

Movies:

American Grafhetti !! American History X !! Fight Club !! GoodFellas !! ScarFace !! All that Gangsta Shit !!

Television:

I HAVE ONE DONT U ??

Books:

I cant fucking read r u kidding me ? only thing i can read r directions on how to make a hotpocket !!

Heroes:

Hef, Flynt, Ron Jeremy, Jenna !!