Names for your pet duck... |
I meant to post a new blog on my two days off but I had too many errands, drinks and birthday parties to attend (can I meet a few more Geminis please?)Anyway, I reviewed almost two years worth of my b...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 17:25:00 GMT |
Hot Coachella Nights 2009 (Part 2) |
DAY TWO (Saturday)It's impossible for me to sleep past 9am, so I sat on the front patio, eating cereal, drinking OJ and editing a manuscript I'd brought. The air was already impossibly hot, and mockin...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:36:00 GMT |
Hot Coachella Nights 2009 (Part 1) |
How's it hanging, Earthlings?This marks the first year since 2006 that I've been able to afford Coachella. This time I was able to cover all three days, and rent a swank pad with a public pool and jac...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 11:42:00 GMT |
What will you do with your "leap second"? |
This year, timekeepers across the globe will add one second to the world clock to account for the Earth's slowing rotation. What will you do with this extra moment you've been granted, dear reader? I ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:20:00 GMT |
MC Hammer quit and is, therefore, no longer legit. |
Paul Newman died, O.J. got convicted 13 years to the day of his aquittal, LA Dodgers beat Chicago Cubs, and Sarah Palin said "Maverick" more times than James Garner did during the entire press tour fo...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:01:00 GMT |
Oooh! Funny! We like funny! |
As you know, I like to make toasts. Between the moment glasses are raised and they clink together is a moment I call "Jewel Megaphone" (a term I will soon patent), where I toast the first thing that p...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:41:00 GMT |
Sage Advice for the Discerning Gentleman |
I thank the God of Pussy I was made 6'1'' with a thick head of hair. Seriosly, alls I have to do is, like, SHOW UP and I'm knee deep in the tang. Here'...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:25:00 GMT |
You Lucky Girl! |
Have you seen how hot he is? That perfect dark hair, broad shoulders and designer jeans. And he's taller than me, with strong arms to set off every biological receptor o...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:37:00 GMT |
Polka-Dot PJs? OMG, Im ROTFLMAO! :) |
Hi, blog fans!
Yours Truly is wearing polka-dot jam-jams and it looks uber-cute! And is it just me, or has it been super-duper chilly outside? That's why I've got my lil tootsies wr...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 00:06:00 GMT |
The Life and Times |
First of all, it annoys me MySpace removed the "listening to/reading" feature from blogs, so I'll just tell you I'm reading a great book called "Shadow of the Wind" by Carlos Z...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 19:02:00 GMT |
