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Steve

Got a crooked eye to watch my own back.

About Me

Drop me a line to find out more. Don't worry I won't bite...That is, unless you like it.

My Interests

Women, Great Sex, But seriously GREAT SEX!!!, Motorcycles, High Speeds, Fire, Music, Busted Knuckles, Licking Razor Blades, Good Tattoos, Art, Wild Turkey 101, Freaks of Nature, Scars, Martial Arts, Exceptions to the Rules, Weapons(especially firearms and blades. Blunt objects can be a lot of fun too.), Creativity, Traveling, Movies, Laughter, Death, the Human Body, All kinds of competition, Rugby and many other sports and games, 3 legged Dogs, Philosophy, Hanging out with Good friends, Goodtimes, Random acts of Stupidity and Violence, Seeing Live Music, and, Taking Over The World.

I'd like to meet:

Lancelot Link

Music:

Just a few that I can remember... American Head Charge, Dog Fashion Disco, Polka Dot Cadaver, Catatonik, Phantom Communique, NWA, Hatebreed, Margaret Heater, The Voodoo Dollies, The Alter Boys, Metallica, Beastie Boys, Pantera, Depeche Mode, Mastadon, Nashville Pussy, EU, Nirvana, Snot, Shuvel, Helmet, Big Dumb Face, Slick Rick, Tool, Alice in Chains, LL Cool J, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Obituary, Napalm Death, Dying Fetus, Oblige, Biohazard, Lamb of God, NIN, 2 Live Crew, Terror, Suicidal Tendancies, Mudvayne, Chimaira, Oblige, 2pac, High on Fire, Madball, Cypress Hill, Kanye West, Rage Against the Machine, Suicide City, KMFDM, DJ Micro, Beethoven, AFI, Peelander-Z, Slayer, Notorious BIG, Exodus, Mike Jones, Clutch, Gwar, Q-tip, Crowbar, Down, Lords of Acid, Queen, The Ghetto Boys, Skinny Puppy, Wu Tang Clan, Public Enemy, Faith No More, Black Flag, Hed Pe, Mozart, Bloodsimple, Chuck Brown, Cro Mags, Harleys' War, Charlie Daniels, Vampire Moose, Sex Pistols, Too Short, Jimi Hendrix, Agnostic Front, Old Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Sade, Gorillaz, Minor Threat, Marylin Manson, Hank Williams (Sr,Jr,III), Rare Essence, Genitorturers, Psychostick, James Brown, Bad Brains, Fugazi, David Banner, Visions of Disorder, Kool Moe Dee, Seal, Devo, Nothingface, Eleven54, Insane Clown Posse, Afreudianslip, Oddzar, Vote Quimby, Can't Hang, 51peg, MeatJack, Stupid Hero, February Falling, Taproot, Prince, Spineshank, The Huckabucks, The Junkyard Band, anything with George Clinton, and...

Movies:

The Salton Sea, Falling Down, Romper Stomper, Suburbia, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, American History X, Boys in the Hood, Monty Pythons' Holy Grail, Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, Trainspotting, Pink Flamingos, The Motorcycle Diaries, Goodfellas, The Endless Summer, Sometimes in April, Hotel Rwanda, Cape Fear, Miami Blues, Heavy Metal, The Empire Strikes Back, Faces of Death I, First Blood, Animal House, The Road Warrior, Grand Theft Parsons, Crash, White Noise, Saw, Saving Private Ryan, Caddyshack, Cube (I, II, III ), Ali G Inda House, Pink Floyd the Wall, Stripes, It's a Mad Mad World, The Last Horror Movie, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Spun, 1941, Clerks, Dogma, Mallrats, Warriors, Richard Pryor Live on Sunset Strip, The Blues Brothers, Where the Buffalo Roam, Blade Runner, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, American Psycho, History of the World Pt. 1, The Hitcher, Pi, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Alien, Glory, The Boondock Saints, Kiss of Death, True Romance, Akira, Blood in Blood out, Platoon, 1984, Breaking Away, Scarface, Braveheart, The Yes Men, Blazing Saddles, Suspect Zero, and...

Television:

You mean that's not a microwave.

Books:

Any of them that can be burned for heat.

Heroes:

Survivors

My Blog

lawyers and insurance companies

nothin personal ,but,FUCK YOU!!! You Worthless Pieces of SHIT!!!and to the Loews Hotel it is personal FUCK YOU!!!I hope you burn to the FUCKING GOUND!!!Cuz fatboy has some fucking marshmallows and he'...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 12:37:00 PST

just a glimpse...

... Tired of spitting blood out through busted lips with dreams just out of reach of fingertips. Broken knukles and broken ribs now's when the fun begins. Scratching and clawing but still yo...
Posted by Steve on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:22:00 PST

Zombie Pics Finally

I finally got most of the zombie pics up. Check em out! Sorry about the crooked ones my computer sucks off dead donkeys. That's why it flew out into the yard. Hope you like. Steve...
Posted by Steve on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:07:00 PST

Zombies from Trapped

I am sorry that I have not put up all of the pictures I took during the filming. My computer has taken a crap on me. I promise I will be putting them up as soon as I get everything fixed.Hopefully soo...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:37:00 PST

Come Party with Me and Peelander-Z

For those of you who don't know now you know...When:August 24th 2007Where:The Ottobar (Baltimore Fool)Time:Whenever You get your ass there...(round 8pm)If you have never experienced that which is Peel...
Posted by Steve on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:48:00 PST

Dam. . .

This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, State of Michigan. This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before y...
Posted by Steve on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:03:00 PST

Due to high winds. . .

Due to the high winds that we experienced today.My parachute pants broke ! ! !I know. I know. Who can believe it? The pants that allowed the moon walk, the windmill, and, the robot couldn't handle a f...
Posted by Steve on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

Excited

How can I not be?Spring is upon us.Warmer weather awaits. Animals and people are fucking everywhere.No one I know died, got evicted, or, was thrown in jail this week.There are good friends coming home...
Posted by Steve on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

lost . . .

any questions?stop lookin at me for the fuckin answers!lost . . .
Posted by Steve on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:55:00 PST

Watch your step

. . . they always say that it's not the fall that will kill you . . .. . . just the sudden stop at the end.thankfully I drive by braile so I never have time to brace for impact . . ....
Posted by Steve on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:46:00 PST