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i will crush olive garden with my bare hands

About Me

NOT REALLY A WHOLE LOT THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME.........BUT I GUESS I'LL TELL YA. I'M MARRIED 22 YEARS AND AM..................... WHAT!?.............DAMNIT WOMEN QUIT RIDIN ME I'LL TELL THE TRUTH SO IM MARRIED 24 AND HAVE A GREAT SON NAMED WYATT. I CONSIDER MYSELF HIGHLY SKILLED AT ALMOST EVERYTHING. NO BULL SHIT IF THERES A GAME AND THERE CAN BE A WINNER IT WILL BE ME.........TRY ME! IM EXTREMELY COMPETITIVE, FAIRLY FUNNY TO MOST, HILARIOUS TO ME,I GUESS COCKY?, I HAVE A GIRLS NAME, I STARTED MY BUSINESS WITH LESS THAN 100 DOLLARS IN MY POCKET, MY FAILURES ARE MY MOTIVATION, AND I FAIL ALOT. I DON'T CARE WHAT MOST PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME (MY WIFE RAYCHEL, WYATT AND MY IN-LAWS ARE THE EXCEPTION) OH YEAH BY THE WAY IM ALMOST 27 ON THE REAL

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

EMINEM, DAVE CHAPPELE NOT CAUSE HES FAMOUS I THINK IT BE FUN TO BLAZE WITH HIM, STEVEN WRIGHT, MICHEAL JORDAN, ANY ACTIVE NEW YORK JET (EXCEPT KICKERS) , A SECOND CHANCE AT A FIRST IMPRESSION WITH MY WIFE, MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER, BILL CLINTON, HITLER (I LOVE JEWISH AND AFRICAN PEOPLE) RICHARD PRYOR (FUNNY BASTARD)

My Blog

waffles for the soul

Recently my wife and i were enjoying a fine dining experience at a place  called the waffle house. Now if you've never been there or have never heard of it basically these people are the bottom o...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 20:25:00 GMT

Whats really wrong with our country

I hate being politicaly correct, I'm from the school that says if  a kettle is black you call it black, your not a little person your a midget, your not african american your black, (you thought ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 19:05:00 GMT

If you believe this......

Have you ever watched a movie and had it be just a little to well written, to the point were it's believable, and you think that you can do the things you just seen in the movie, wether you think you ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 20:00:00 GMT

Legalize it

Weed is a funny drug, it is the only drug you can smoke with someone completly random, In fact i've been driving down the street and seen people smoking in another car and actually joined the rotation...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 20:28:00 GMT

attack of the killer cow

I don't ever want to be mean to people but sometimes they ask for it.   I was going to first choice to get my haircut and this fat bitch was waddling in as i was getting out of my car. when i get...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:12:00 GMT

T.V. PART 1

I used to watch 2 much tv. I never even noticed until it began affecting my life when i wasn't watching anymore. When I used to watch Law & Order S.V.U. all the time i began to see child molesters...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 21:11:00 GMT

T-Shirts

I THINK THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD MANDATE THAT PEOPLE WHERE CLOTHES THAT EXPLAIN WHO THEY ARE IN A COUPLE WORDS; AND HERES WHY WE HAVE ALL BEEN IN THE POSITION WHERE  WE ARE CHECKING SOMEONE OUT FROM...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 21:17:00 GMT

Mistaken Idenity

I heard about this guy in pittsburg who was telling women he was big ben rothlesberger, i seen a picture of this guy and he looks nothing like ben let alone an athlete, but he got some from her so it ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 07:08:00 GMT

ONE SICK SUNDAY

So saturday afternoon raychel and i went to lunch at friendlys, which by the way may quite possibly have the worst food in the history of food. Shortly there after i began to feel ill it started with ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 14:42:00 GMT

Revenge

What do you do when you meet someone in life who has wronged you. whe the way the world is now revenge isn't what it used to be . it used to be the clock would strike noon and two men in yellow h...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 20:19:00 GMT