I'd like to meet:
Weird Al Yankovic
Music:
Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Faith No More, The Tiger Lillies, and Nine Inch Nails.
Movies:
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, House of 1000 Corpses, The Goonies, The Breakfast Club, The Muppets Take Manhattan.
Television:
The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Carnivale, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, and The Simpsons.
Books:
Anything by Stephen King or Dean Koontz.
Heroes:
My parents, John the Golden Beast, and my Honey Girl.