Married my lovely wife Rachael on August 28th, 2004 and became a proud father of Evan on June 21st, 2005... AND, we're expecting again, with a tentative due date of June 11th, 2009!Working full-time (and then some) at J.J. Industries, we service & sell commercial laundry equipment in the Northeast PA area... also working per-diem for Tyler MICU 601 as an EMT/driver, and a volunteer firefighter/EMT (whenever I get like 5 minutes to myself, or sit down to dinner, or just fall asleep, or right in the middle of... well, you get the picture)... and so begins the random thought listing::Just ask anyone that knows me, I'm a good guy, but I am even better at being an asshole sometimes...
My wife says I never listen to a damn thing she says - or something like that...
If I saw myself in clothes like I wore in school I would kick my own ass...
I hate traffic with a passion, but I don't mind driving on long trips, I kinda do it for a living - I drive a big, lumbering, lopsided, overweight Chevy Express for work-related reasons, and my new 2008 Dodge Nitro SLT for everything else, like long trips or boys' night out... yes folks, had to part with my first new Jeep, but it was a great ride...
I also hate sitting in traffic next to the dumbass wanna-be "gangsta" from South Central Tunkhannock in the $500 Honda Civic hatchback with the $3000 stereo system blasting Tupac or 50 Cent - I have 2 words for him - BREAKING FUCKING BENJAMIN... OK, it was 3 words, sue me... (oh, Mr. Gangsta, pull up your fucking pants and put your hat on straight, you look like a douchebag)...
I hate the Dallas Cowboys...
I like peanut butter (wanna fuck?) *Josh secretly wanted me to say that*...
If winning isn't everything, then why won't anyone just go for the bronze?...
I sing along (poorly) to the radio when I'm alone in the car, and sometimes even make obscene gestures to people in traffic... OK, I do that all the time, whenever necessary...
I tend to jump from subject to subject and back again, incase you didn't notice...
I also tend to rant and rave about dumb shit too... I believe insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids...
I hate when it rains, but I like being outside in it sometimes...
I believe that sleep is overrated, you get plenty of time to catch up on it when you die...
I know that my alarm clock goes off for like 20 minutes before I'll hear it in the morning, but a package of well-placed firecrackers in a steel garbage can will practically wake the dead (thanks assholes!)...
I also believe that whoever smelt it, dealt it (thanks again guys)... I wasn't dropped as a child, more like thrown across the room... They say people make you think - I make people think "What the hell is wrong with this guy?"...
I like blackberry brandy, but I think that there's nothing better than a Dicken's Cider... TITANS!
I think if you want to know more, just ask, preferably me or someone that knows me, but if you wanna waste your time asking someone that doesn't know me from Adam, go ahead... I'll wait...
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