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☆Kalifornication☆

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About Me

Well I guess first off if you are reading this then you either know me already and don't need to continue, or have an intrest in knowing me in which case please continue. I live in a really small town with my dogs Kya and Tres. Unfortunatly i just lost my lil baby Squeekers, he was hit by some jackass who was going way to fast, not watching where he was going, did'nt give a shit what was in front of him, AND did'nt bother to stop to see what he hit after the fact. I totally agree with whoever said "Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them". As hostle as that sounds, I think im a laid back individual although I am easily agitated and I have NO problems WHAT-SO-EVER telling people exactly what I think; I very seldom go beyond that and usually brush things off. I am a very artistic person and love to paint, make jewlery, draw, etc. I love to be outdoors but hate the humidity. I could sit outside in the woods for hours, well until a bee/wasp, or spider came my way. Ever see a girl run and scream like there was an axe murderer after her?? Well bring a spider within 10 feet of me and you will see one! Promise, I wouldn't lie to you :). I (like everyone else) have met my share of losers all of which know who they are and can rot in hell. Sooo basically if you are a loser go away, I only have time for decent human beings now. I have 2 brothers; love to cook; love all animals/reptiles (excluding spiders, but we have already covered that); love motorcycles; tattoo's; fantasy (obviously just look at my page lol); hangin out with friends; reading a good book; and peace and quiet. Any questions or want to know me better just ask, im not that shy (well on here anyway) I'll tell ya ;)
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Your kiss is... breath taking
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... unique
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Your body says I want to wake up beside you.
Your heart says Ich liebe dich.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet or would have loved to have met..Johnny Depp, The Beatles, Jim Morrison, John Wayne, and Marilyn Monroe.
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My Blog

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..   A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.    One day, when he came to, he motioned...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Illinois Weather lol

60 above zero:Arizonians turn on the heat.People in Illinois plant gardens.50 above zero:Californians shiver uncontrollably.People in Chicago sunbathe.40 above zero:Italian & English cars won't st...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:33:00 GMT

This is BS enough is enough

COMING SOON! ..http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f393/kalleco/untitled-1. jpg" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting">I am sorry, but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Span...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:43:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

  Wow ok......and who do u guys think I look like???    
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 22:18:00 GMT

Mandi Lou's anniversary gift!!!

Arlo T.was in trouble.He forgot their wedding anniversary. His wife, Mandie Lou was really ticked off.   She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:59:00 GMT

Elect Joe Arpaio for President!!!!

Subject: Update On Joe Arpaio I agree, he should be the President of the USA.     ..>   I THINK WE SHOULD TRY TO TALK JOE INTO RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!!!     Update...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:56:00 GMT

Only in America......................

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America......do drugstore...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:07:00 GMT

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol..................

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:55:00 GMT

When us girls drink too much

When us girls drink too much1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling woo-hoo! is truly the sexiest dance move ar...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:50:00 GMT

Dont get any idea's guys!!!

So I was reading my bulletins and I got this one from Cyndi,  I am so loving it. I just had to add it to my blog, enjoy!!!   Thanks Cyndi. So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfrie...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 15:43:00 GMT