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aproctous rockapotamus

bethanypants

About Me

I've made a huge mistake.

My Interests

World domination. Yes, that involves whips and chains.

I'd like to meet:

my beet

Music:

We're Sending Our Love Down the Well, Pious Riot, Very Heavy Balloon, Transistor Face, Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution, "Baby on Board" by The Be Sharps, "Ballad of Jebediah Springfield," "Can I Borrow a Feeling" by Kirk Van Houten, "Canyonero" by Hank Williams Jr., "Capital City" by Tony Bennett, "Checkin' In," "Do the Bartman," "Drop da Bomb-Yvan et Nioj" by the Party Posse, "Happy Birthday Mr. Burns" by the Ramones, "I Like to Walk", "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" by Homer Simpson & David Byrne, "Mayonnaise and Marmalade", by NRBQ "Monorail", "Señor Burns" by Tito Puente and his orchestra "Springfield, Springfield" by Bart and Milhouse, "The Spring in Springfield", "Testify", by Bart Simpson "We Do!" by The Stonecutters, "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart" by Apu and the Simpson family, "Your Wife Don't Understand You, But I Do", "Bagged Me a Homer", and "Bunk with Me Tonight" by Lurleen Lumpkin, "Hark to the tale of Nelson" by Martin Prince,"Bad Cops", "Dr. Zaius", "The Garbage Man Can", "Glove Slap" - by B-52's, "Homer & Marge" - by "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Luke, Be A Jedi Tonight", "Max Power", "Minimum Wage Nanny", "Cut Every Corner", and "A Boozehound Named Barney" by Shary Bobbins, "See My Vest", "Table 5", "This Log", "Whacking Day Hymn", "Writhing Funzos", "It Ain't Easy Being White" by Franklin, "Big Yellow Joint"

Movies:

Girls with Low Self Esteem, anything McBain, especially McGarnagle, Les Cousines Dangereaux, Reservoir Cats, Natural Born Kissers, The Itchy and Scratchy Movie, Love is Nice, Massacre at Mayberry, Boyfights, anything with Carl Weathers, Use Your Allusion

Television:

Itchy and Scratchy, Police Cops, Gumbel 2 Gumbel, Scandal Makers, Squishy Bears, Wrench

Books:

Asleep at the Switch, Barring-gaffner of Bagnialto or This Year's Masterpiece, The Big Board, Bunker Bingo Party, The Dancing Fool, The Era of Hopeful Monsters, First District Court of Thankyou, Gilgongo!, The Gospel from Outer Space, The Gutless Wonder, Hail to the Chief, How You Doin'?, Maniacs in the Fourth Dimension, The Money Tree, My Ten Years On Automatic Pilot, Now It Can Be Told, Oh Say Can You Smell?, The Pan-Galactic Memory Bank, The Pan-Galactic Straw Boss, The Pan-Galactic Three-Day Pass, Plague on Wheels, The Planet Gobblers, The Protocols of the Elders of Tralfamadore, The Sisters B-36, The Smart Bunny, The Son of Jimmy Valentine, This Means You, 2BR02B, Venus on the Half-Shell, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog

Heroes:

eleanor abernathy. milhouse mussolini van houten. lionel hutz. bumblebee man. kilgore trout. eliot rosewater.

My Blog

Is waterboarding torture?

This guy seems to prove pretty definitively that it is. http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=448717
Posted by aproctous rockapotamus on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:14:00 PST

That one thing, you know, that pisses me off

Oh man, if there's anything that pisses me off, it's that one thing.  You know, that thing that pisses everybody off.  I can't stand it!  You're just walking along, and Bam! From outta ...
Posted by aproctous rockapotamus on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:04:00 PST

1...2...3...4...5...666!

660 = Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast 666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast 0.666 = Number of the Millibeast / 666 = Beast Common Denominator(-666) ^ (1/2) ...
Posted by aproctous rockapotamus on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:29:00 PST

This Ranking biznass

So, you can submit pictures for ranking, hotornot.com style, right? Well, I submitted a picture of my dog. He's currently enjoying a 7.3 rating.  This frightens me, because I know that submitting...
Posted by aproctous rockapotamus on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

I lost my virginity today...

None other than that sweet Viking Sarah has rendered asunder...my sweet comment virginity.  It was only this morning that I logged on innocently enough, just like any other myspace n00b, then *PO...
Posted by aproctous rockapotamus on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:25:00 PST