Thwarted!!! |
No shit, I got PROMOTED!! Bigger desk, shared office... a RAISE!!!!! What do I have to do to get on the shit list around here? It's going to come down to me marching into the owners ...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST |
in light of new information, a change in plans |
ok, so it has come to my attention that the odds of me collecting unemployment dough are greatly increased if I am 'laid off' or if my position becomes 'unnecessary' rather than being fired. Tu...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:17:00 PST |
failing on purpose |
so I hate my job... who doesn't?
sooner or later we end up subscribers to the "time is money" philosophy of life... a philosophy that puts emphasis high salaries, long work hours, bringing yo...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:05:00 PST |
Characters |
"The New Dealer"
There's a new dealer in town... and he's not hocking the typical drug-fare. He can't sell you heroin, doesn't have any cocaine, no X, no meth, he can't even score you a d...
Posted by Sean on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:44:00 PST |
Priceless |
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500employees and has the following statistics:
36 have...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
tuesday, may 10th |
anyone remember tuesday?? i do.
i wake up at 10:30.. already an hour and a half late for work.... solution?? 'sinus headace'. one well-acted phone call later and my day is wide open. it's 80 deg...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
smash, smush |
so i wrecked my car yesterday.... my VW Jetta Vs. a 1992 Ford F250... needless to say I lost. My car ended up underneath her bumper with my hood rolled up like an open can of sardines.. steam and vit...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
