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About Me

i am now a musei'm a painter that often makes other forms of art. i'm a poser that knows all the poses. i play with my drums guitar and laptop(potpal) i'm a cook that makes food that will knock your aunt connie's bush off. mostly i'm a loser,other times a bonafide narcissist and always until the end a diabetic(i'm guessing this will be my demise) i want to die soon..so i can leave a decent looking corpse:unless of course i fall in love..then i want to live happily ever after..make more paintings and maybe one day make some got dang cash. i'm fairly intelligent, witty, caring, polite and i have good taste in most all animate and inanimate objects. i have had seven broken hearts(make that eight as of late),six stitches,one broken rib,one broken ankle, and one broken hand. i won my school and then the county-wide 4-h bake off in the 6th grade. i made banana bread and no my mom didn't help me. i like all artoutsider/folk/dada/germanexpressionism/ists/surrealism/ ists all ism's...i am the founder of the nextists....everything unfortunatly gets labeled and put into genres and catergories... for the art history's sake this will be the title of our art movement.. you can be one too...just ask...my favorite color used to be orange but in keeping with the nextist fashion it is now clear. i know you might not think clear is a color..but i do. what color is water? clear allows you to see all colors differently. you can get matte glossy semi-glossy etc...clear the true absence of color. i don't wear underwear. i like bathing better than showering.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

muses and those that want to be mused

My Blog

a song a poem....works as both

..> ..> Lookin' for a LoveI've been looking for a lover But I haven't met her yet She'll be nothing like I pictured her to be In her eyes I will discover Another reason why I want to live and mak...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:07:00 GMT

for those of you who own one or more of my paintings

those of you that know me may know how unoraganized i am,..well i'm trying to get a little better about that..so i was wondering if you have the extra time and a digi camera if you could take a pic of...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 21:12:00 GMT

getting off on going off

my wit has reached an all time high. the kind of wit that should be shared with the world. i'm normally not a bingo player, but yesterday i was.... i'm not at all afraid of new people-places and situa...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

self-proclaimed beastmaster

Comparative pale existence sun tanned misfit i just saved an opossum from drowning in the pool he smiled and scurried the cats didn't even see him i once saved a chipmunks life he was drowning...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

finally the block is broken

writer's block broken finally subsequences beauty for a three scent movie square in the middle handed down from the gibberish fiddle breathing insufficiencies minerals mixed madmad mirthless ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

TITLE WITHHELD

shiver the star does when it runs out of gases like a car wounded in traffic or a puppy mangled for a life time buy some protection four in a row died tragic folks died two leaving nothing but...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

WHEN YOU ARE ALONE NOONE CAN HURT YOU

the roof is leaking dropping drops of water rhythm yes audience one fresh flows overloads the already unknown you never know how they/it will react being nice makes matters worse for it must...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

TITLE IS IN THE BODY...

A FEW THINGS PEOPLE DEAL WITH ON A REGULAR BASIS...UNTIL THEY DIE drove interstates highways bridges and more halfway through texas he found a truckstop whore with big blue eyes more blue...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

MOTORS MULLETS AND MORE

hometown friends are just that hometown never been never will sometimes funny mostly dicks for they know nothing stupid hicks they are clueless and seem to like it which mullet is longer which ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

NO MORE BUSH...SERIOUSLY

pause rewind fast forward fast free delivery built to last count them if you like it's all there rotting teeth bite into raw meat frozen for years tears dropped free fall moments captured by...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT