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JADEMODE

About Me

my best friend is the worlds biggest bitch. please refer to friend number 1.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?
Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

stephen king so i can slap him in the face.
You Are Half Baked Ice Cream
In reality, you're just a quarter baked What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Blog

and then this happened....

i was alone again and i don't like it. sweep the cloth MODE out
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:46:00 GMT

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my dog died. it has the suckatude of muchness. sweep the cloth. MODE out
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:44:00 GMT

happiness is for losers

well folks i have noticed that i have a complete inability to allow myself to be happy. misery loves company so this is an open invitation for all you other sorry fucks to pull up a chair and join me....
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:58:00 GMT

the most wonderful time of the year my ass!

as some of you who follow my blogs know i fucking hate christmas! i moght even go as far to say loath it. my mother who on rare occasions when i'm strapped will pay a bill here or there for me, got me...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 14:33:00 GMT

holidays+ghetto=bye bye valuables

so i spent all day today helping my dad set up for the annual t-fab christmas party. i was super excited because the woodshops parties are always the best. tons of food and music and just a really goo...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:12:00 GMT

a little more whiskey in my nog.

so this is my first birthday and christmas alone. i hate christmas anyway, but this year i extra hate it. sigh. i miss my dog and my two cats. i'll be hitting the spiked eggnog hard this year.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:38:00 GMT

someone call triple A!

so what exactly do you do when you live somewhere you hate and have a landlord that thinks his the ruler of the free world? kill yourself...no no friends i thought so too but shirly thats not the righ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:31:00 GMT

table for one, please.

dinner is no fun alone. it seems stange that eating should be a social thing because most of the time your just stuffing your face anyway so there really isn't a whole lot being said, but when yo...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:24:00 GMT

home is where you can go fuck youself.

currently i am sitting in the office of my dads cabinet shop. its fucking hot and uncomfortable. tonight i have no idea where the hell i'm going to be sleeping at. everything i own is spread out betwe...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:55:00 GMT

wtfuckingf

what the fucking fuck!! thats right what the fucking fuck!!! this one is for all the assholes. what the fuck are you thinking about?? honestly! i mean god damn!
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:04:00 GMT