summer’ s last day |
one week and a day ago, my dog and i had a slight bike wreck.my right ankle and elbow were effed and i ripped my favorite dress.bike's glittery green handle got rubbed off a little bit, maybe also som...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 14:39:00 GMT |
great band names |
so...often in my life the game of band names has been playd. why have we not been documenting this? oh yeah, usually we're fairly incapacitated when this game gets good. i'll just keep the best ones a...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:08:00 GMT |
nose strip dissappointment |
so they're mostly for black heads i found out after i tried a mandarin orange scented one. it was really painful and there was not gross thing number one that i could discern with my naked eye. c...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:00:00 GMT |
revelations of stupidity and... |
I was given a yellow globular teakettle for christmas once past and have used it heavily ever since. This very early morning evening I have uncovered the secret of the mechanism that holds the flap op...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:29:00 GMT |
fictions |
somedays i let the old brains wander and come up with snippets of conversations from lives that may or may not be lived, by me or someone else. also, experience can be summed up in this way: something...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:20:00 GMT |
sorta just fer me |
samuel yates
this gentleman is a frikkin genius...
www.thecolorofpaloalto.com
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:21:00 GMT |
dating freak-out |
i was at work in the closet, absentmindedly signing someone in to sell us some damn clothes. donald knew the guy and chatted about his job as a bmw salesman. the guy had a tapestry that his ex-girlfri...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 16:03:00 GMT |
personify everything |
these two trees have been hanging out next to each other on lyndon street for 15 or 23 years now, arguing about who has the better seed dispersion method. the berry-dropper insists that seeds stuck to...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:31:00 GMT |
oh-so-teenaged |
i stayed in bed, asleep off and on, until noon today.i'm 2/5 disgusted with and 3/5 proud of my self for this amazing feat.
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:14:00 GMT |
ruthie j. |
sister enfuegocurly crazy laugh out loud"i'm gonna spank ya"
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 19:18:00 GMT |
