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Tanya

tanya the tiger

About Me


Jessica Rabbit
On April 23 1888, a little American Black Spanish Jew was born in a little town deep down in the Jewish mountains. She grew up to have long black hair like repunzel with beautiful green eyes that gave the looks of hell. Surpisingly, she was a very bright child with special powers --she always foresaw the future with her Yoda senses n since she was born the same day as Shakespeare, she's very talented in the English department. At the age of 13, this lil devil named tanya met her bestest friend and her long lost sister, ME! As the years went by we grew closer and shared so many countless stupidies. One good thing about her is that she amuses herself easily, but on some days she becomes pretty smart and can surprise you with her knowledge. Now, when you take tanya out in public beware of the multicultural attention ure gonna get cause she attracts a variety of boys, but her favourite are the englishmen from the weShest side of town. She hates meat or anything unhealthy, but lately ive been training her n she actually bought a poutine and ate a hot dog. besides that shes pretty much perfect, right TANYA? When shes not under my supervision she can do some pretty ridiculous things such as PUTANA CANA. enough said..So basically without me tanya would not be able to function since were like one person. She is my second sister, n Ive baptised her future son Hans who will be a lil crazy just like his mother.

My Interests

* I...
... spend a lot of time getting ready...i'm a girl.
... get moody sometimes...but it passes so dnt worry.
... love love love pineapple...i can live off it
... am allegic to shellfish...but i love sushi
... am italian...that does not mean i can't put together a sentence without using "me, i"
... grew up in st. leo...but still dont know my way around.
... live in laval...its NOT FAR
... have curly hair...this does NOT mean i'm jewish
... yes, my hair is naturally black....so stop asking.
... have a short temper...so watch out i may bite.
... can't make up my mind...really, i can't.
... write exceptionally well... i can pop out a really good essay in 30 mins
... make a wish at 11:11... sometimes they come true.
... am not a morning person... I get really grumpy.
... am very flexible...lucky, i know.
... get made fun of everyday... my friends are wonderful.
... it takes me a while to catch on to some things.... so be patient.
... i can entertain myself pretty easily... it funny to watch
... dont always give dirty looks to people... most of the time they're unintentional
... am not always a bitch.... but when i relax my face i look like one.
... am terrified of spiders... theyre small and hairy.
... am a beach bum.... i dont belong in canada.
... am almost a vegetarian... i dnt eat any meat except chicken.
... i prefer salad to mcdonalds... i dnt wanna have a heart attack at 35
... am not perfect...neither are you.
... care about my grades... but i am not antisocial.
... get sick pretty often... my immune system sucks
... like cheesy romantic movies... im a girl.
... play the piano... its my second love.
... attract assholes... i cant help it
... dont remember what it was like when i didnt have my licence... i hate the bus.
... hate staying one one place for too long... i need to move around
... know quebec is bilingual...but until i meet a french person willing to speak english, i wont speak french
... speak 5 languages, 3 fluently... english, french, spanish, italian and "gibberish"
... have a special language i only speak with my friends... you wont understand even if you tried
... believe in karma... you get what you deserve.
... laugh at anything... i love random humor
... hate rain... its not romantic its depressing
... dnt drink tap water...only bottled tap water
... like a little challenge... makes life interesting
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Music:

anything 80s, i love it. 90s dance, house, techno, trance, reggae, rock...a little bit of all the good stuff....my taste is random..goo goo dolls, pearl jam, black eyed peas, dashboard confessional, U2, bon jovi, MADONNA, red hot chilli peppers,the cure, coldplay, aerosmith, the strokes, the killers, franz ferdinand, the perishers