Nick

Attention all porn star girls and amature sex fiends
You will never destroy me and I will never give in to your spamming and heartless friend requests. I hope all you filthy whores burn, but by all means keep making videos. The burning comes afterwards, when you've become sad and hollowed out husks. However, if you are a girl who just happens to be a porn star and/or amature sex fiend who really really wants to be my pal then send me a dang message, but I'll check to see if it's spam so you better write something good or you shall be denied.
For Everybody Else
Hey there everybody, all you...weird internet people. My name is Nick and I like arts like Giger and Julie Keene and Thom May and music like Boards of Canada and Hybrid and God Speed You! Black Emperor and Queens of the Stoneage and Interpol and Shojin, yeah.
I don't like retarded people, so if you are retarded, leave me alone or I shall pummel you with a coffee mug. You do know I'm talking about people like football players, ravers, drug lords, dirty skanks, man-sluts, smelly people, crazy rednecks, Chavs, Microsoft, cafeteria food, Eminem, and Microsoft NOT actualy physically or mentally retarded people. So if you are a dirty slut like Microsoft stay the hell away from me.
For everybody else, all you cool people out there, welcome to the ol' page here. I like photography because it is awesome, so if you are not retarded and like photography we should be friends. If you like to kill people and take pictures of the mangled bodies we should not be friends because killing people is bad. It's ok if you pretended to kill somebody in a movie or on tv or during a heated game of laser tag and then took a picture. That would be ok and we should go see a horror movie together and if you don't like horror movies, that just too bad becasue I'll go without you unless you've got a better idea.
Video games are teh awesome. Final Fantasy VII is awesome. Doom II is awesome. And We Love Katamari is also awesome. So if you like video games and don't like to kill people, we should be friends, if you are not retarded that is.
Making music on your computer is even more awesome than video games. I make music in Fruity Loops, but not the stuff with beats or melodies or anything that's in real actual music. I like to make ambient music with reeeeeeeally long notes and stuff that blows your mind, but I am not a hippy addicted to extacy. If you are one then I shall pummel you with a coffee mug. It is ok if you make music using sound recorder or you're one of those people who make real actual music. I know a few of them dudes. My friend Alan used to make music with sound recorder and it was awesome, so if you make music on your computer and you are not retarded and don't kill people with knives then deficate on thier bleeding corpses, we should be friends.