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sometimes i stress out because i worry that i might start stressing while i'm in a stress free zone. and you know, stress kills. which is why i designate these certain said "stress free zones." now see, as a concept, a "stress free zone" sounds all well and good, but in actuality it just creates pressure, because it has to remain stress free, you know? i'm expected to remain stress free in this stress free zone, and that expectation creates a pressure to meet. and then i start to worry that maybe i'll sacrifice the integrity of the stress free zone by stressing, and believe me, thats just stressful. so there i am stressing, and on top of that, i'm in a stress free zone, so then i stress harder because i shouldn't be stressing at all, LET ALONE inside of a stress free zone. its like smoking funny plants at school, drug free zone and all. even though its illegal everywhere. but its MORE illegal at school. just as stressing is worse while in a stress free zone. if i just got rid of the stress free zones, maybe i wouldn't stress as much, and i could live longer. but then again, by doing away with the zoning, i'm basically saying that EVERYWHERE is now a "stress zone," which concerns me, because then i'd just stress out because i'm in the zone to be stressing. either way, i stress; and baby, lose lose situations blow.
but i'm a pretty mellow guy.
"i hate poetry. thats why i write mine the way i'd like to read it." - bukowski.

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kevin enthusiasts, from around the globe.

My Blog

duck noise update

i didn't do it.  i simply did not do it. i'm not sure if it was stagefright, drunkeness, forgetfullness, lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, or pride that brought this unfortunate ending; but i...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 17:43:00 GMT

so today i made duck noises.

yeah, its true. it was pretty sweet. i think i'll go to richmond today or tomorrow. i wonder if i'll make duck noises there. i might. i'll keep you guys posted.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:08:00 GMT

useful cons (a hodgman tutorial sequence) part 3: the vengeful ninjas

THE VENGEFUL NINJA'S   disclaimer: extremely advanced con-artist techniques contained herein.   a woman ninja approaches a mark in a railroad station and claims to be a travelling salesperso...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:39:00 GMT

useful cons (a hodgman tutorial sequence) part 2: pig in a poke

PIG IN A POKE   this is a centuries old scam in which the mark believes he is buying a delicious suckling pig in a burlap sack (a common enough suckling pig delivery device).  when he opens ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 13:58:00 GMT

useful cons (a hodgman tutorial sequence) part 1: three card monte

THREE CARD MONTE   the mark is lured into a street-corner type game of chance by a man with three cards.  this man is Monte.  the mark is shown the cards, one of which is the queen of h...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:38:00 GMT

stand with integrity.

so, 21 bucks and a one way ticket to richmond. now lets see what i can do.     
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 13:34:00 GMT

aaabbbcccdddeeefffucking bored.

A - Available?: i guess so.A - Age?: 19.  ew.A - Annoyance?: acne,  honestly.B - Best Friends?: well, i guess i can't say orange juice anymore.  so i'm gonna go with my NEW friend, diab...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:59:00 GMT

oh shove it, dummy.

so this is like a rough draft i guess, i know i'm leaving some important things out, this is just what came to mind at the time.  at least its a place to start, i guess.this month:1) get a new jo...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 15:02:00 GMT

hellllllllllp!

to read list:finish catcher in the rye. then. the great gatsby - f. scott fitzgeraldon the road - jack kerouacthe crying of lot 49 - thomas pynchona prayer for owen meany - john irvingportrait of the ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 00:13:00 GMT

keep it to yourself.

so these thoughts got scrambled through the years and months that theyve traveled. but then again, its no wonder, it hasnt exactly been the easiest of trips.   i wish&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 23:47:00 GMT