TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rod
Birthday: 11-5-83
Birthplace: Columbus
Current Location: columbus
Eye Color: brizown
Hair Color: brizown
Height: where?
Right Handed or Left Handed: left but i prefer to use the stranger
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC
Your Weakness: Puntang
Your Fears: dutch midgets riding kangaroos while masturbating to the live cher concert
Your Perfect Pizza: taco
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting potty trained
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i do what i want
Thoughts First Waking Up: why is it so hard to pee with morning wood
Your Best Physical Feature: my leg hair
Your Bedtime: whenever the wet spot dries
Your Most Missed Memory: my virginity
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: all depends how the night ends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: peanut butter
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: i got something u can smoke
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: like a god damn angel
Do you Shower Daily: i take the fifth
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: are u paying?
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: if i didnt then i would be imaginary
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i put the motion in the ocean
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as they dont make people drive like retards
Do you play an Instrument: like the skin flute or the rusty tromebone, nah
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: thats like asking a stripper if shes given a lapdance
In the past month have you Smoked: only once but i did not exhale
In the past month have you been on Drugs: im high on life.... and angeldust
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a blind date at least she was after i gave her the pop eye
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes a stip mall and by strip mall i mean strip club and by strip club
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i give them all the j'onn
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nothing like the taste of raw fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: once in a donkey show
In the past month have you been Dumped: ive taken a few of them
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few hearts..........and sold them on the black market
Ever been Drunk: me? nooo
Ever been called a Tease: yeah then i smacked her with 9 inches of limp
Ever been Beaten up: only thing on me thats been beaten is my meat
Ever Shoplifted: no only armed robbery
How do you want to Die: muff diving
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a ninja turtle
What country would you most like to Visit: wakanda In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: DD
Favourite Hair Color: DD
Short or Long Hair: dont care as long as i have some handle bars
Height: from the feet or knees up?
Weight: depends on how the weight would be destributed
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: does proformance enhancing count?
Number of CDs I own: elevendy
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 126512354481321385488461223218887766512 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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