TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Rod Birthday: 11-5-83 Birthplace: Columbus Current Location: columbus Eye Color: brizown Hair Color: brizown Height: where? Right Handed or Left Handed: left but i prefer to use the stranger Your Heritage: Italian The Shoes You Wore Today: DC Your Weakness: Puntang Your Fears: dutch midgets riding kangaroos while masturbating to the live cher concert Your Perfect Pizza: taco Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting potty trained Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i do what i want Thoughts First Waking Up: why is it so hard to pee with morning wood Your Best Physical Feature: my leg hair Your Bedtime: whenever the wet spot dries Your Most Missed Memory: my virginity Pepsi or Coke: beer MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys Single or Group Dates: all depends how the night ends Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island Chocolate or Vanilla: peanut butter Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee Do you Smoke: i got something u can smoke Do you Swear: all the fucking time Do you Sing: like a god damn angel Do you Shower Daily: i take the fifth Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: are u paying? Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: if i didnt then i would be imaginary Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i put the motion in the ocean Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes Are you a Health Freak: fuck no Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes Do you like Thunderstorms: as long as they dont make people drive like retards Do you play an Instrument: like the skin flute or the rusty tromebone, nah In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: thats like asking a stripper if shes given a lapdance In the past month have you Smoked: only once but i did not exhale In the past month have you been on Drugs: im high on life.... and angeldust In the past month have you gone on a Date: a blind date at least she was after i gave her the pop eye In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes a stip mall and by strip mall i mean strip club and by strip club In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i give them all the j'onn In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nothing like the taste of raw fish In the past month have you been on Stage: once in a donkey show In the past month have you been Dumped: ive taken a few of them In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few hearts..........and sold them on the black market Ever been Drunk: me? nooo Ever been called a Tease: yeah then i smacked her with 9 inches of limp Ever been Beaten up: only thing on me thats been beaten is my meat Ever Shoplifted: no only armed robbery How do you want to Die: muff diving What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a ninja turtle What country would you most like to Visit: wakanda In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: DD Favourite Hair Color: DD Short or Long Hair: dont care as long as i have some handle bars Height: from the feet or knees up? Weight: depends on how the weight would be destributed Best Clothing Style: naked Number of Drugs I have taken: does proformance enhancing count? Number of CDs I own: elevendy Number of Piercings: 0 Number of Tattoos: 1 Number of things in my Past I Regret: 126512354481321385488461223218887766512 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! You Are Batman Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night. And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?
