lovebug |
Summer splat on the windshield like a fat junebug;
Its solid guts clung to the glass,
smearing with every tick of the broken wiper.
I, already draped in dirt and sweat, stopped the car and sc... Posted by jeff on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:29:00 PST |
My Giant Squid |
Your tentacles wrap around my frame,
with every suction cup puckering like angelic kisses.
I'm lured in, thinking this affection is innocent and honest.
But as I reach the warm center,
... Posted by jeff on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST |
the rocky road is Divine |
Ritual hunger sent Jeffrey Leftree
to the corner of his neighborhood street.
His salvation was stored in the back of a truck,
waiting to be served in frozen scoops.
Jeffrey Leftree was no humbl... Posted by jeff on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:23:00 PST |
Guidance |
The personal life of Tony Buckets
reached a time of despair.
He sifted through piles of books
for the thoughts of the wise.
The books were vintagely charactered,
hard-covered, and color-faded.
... Posted by jeff on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:20:00 PST |
a hedonist can't be moral |
johnny was a man who lived with only one clue
to respond to his senses like it was an act of voodoo,
he was hungry one day and he set out for some food
where he found himself in a city holding on to h... Posted by jeff on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST |
buffalo egg sandwich |
Ingredients:
2 eggs
2 slices of mozzarella cheese
blue cheese (salad dressing)
2 slices of muenster cheese
ΒΌ lb. of sliced buffalo chicken breast (deli)
2 slices of toasted bread
Directions:
C... Posted by jeff on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:34:00 PST |
ablutions |
My ashtray is full of lost desire,so i went for a ride until i had a flat tire.A man in blue tells me the truth,he says boy, the sun doesn't shine for you.So i tear out my souland stab him a few,until... Posted by jeff on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:37:00 PST |
The carver |
Earnest ambitions anchored the boy to the ocean floor in search of a gift. He had just been hogged-tied by the most beautiful piece of pussycake with lasso-like eyes (she is the reason the sun rises)... Posted by jeff on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:21:00 PST |
Exterminate All Rational Thought (pt. 3) |
A Murder in the Red Barn
The cold air catches the tarp the moon throws over the sky. Jack Savage rises from the floor and picks meaty bark from his teeth. Lethargy reaches for a guitar but... Posted by jeff on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:40:00 PST |
Exterminate All Rational Thought (pt. 2) |
Bug Powder
He spreads the brush like curtains to a play that reveals a world balancing on a bottle of wine. The hot springs are filled with Vaseline for nymphs to soak in, and birds fly by with ... Posted by jeff on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:34:00 PST |