Joke of the Day 4/25/06 |
Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
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Posted by WEASEL on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:42:00 PST |
Joke of the Day 4/25/06 |
Redneck Track & Field
You might be a redneck if you think wind sprints means running from a fart....
Posted by WEASEL on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:38:00 PST |
Joke of the day 4/18/2006 |
Little Johnny Answers the Question
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: F...
Posted by WEASEL on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:49:00 PST |
Joke of the Day 4/17/2006 |
Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the race...
Posted by WEASEL on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST |
Joke of the Day 4/16/2006 |
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?'' 2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on tha...
Posted by WEASEL on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:58:00 PST |
Joke of the day 4/15/06 |
Blonde - Elmo Factory
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager ...
Posted by WEASEL on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:36:00 PST |
Joke of the day 4/14/06 |
Mounted Cop
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to...
Posted by WEASEL on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:32:00 PST |
Joke of the Day 4/13/06 |
Redneck Honeymoon
A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and w...
Posted by WEASEL on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:46:00 PST |
Joke of the Day 4/12/06 |
High Tech Man
A man walks into a bar and sits down right across from the bartender. The bartender sees the man poking at his hand and putting it next to his ear, and asks him, "Wh...
Posted by WEASEL on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST |
Joke of the day |
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary,...
Posted by WEASEL on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST |
