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Matt

It's in, oh my God it's in!"

About Me

Homeless women are the best, because you can drop them off anywhere afterward!

My Interests

Anything that involves getting shit-faced hammered ass drunk, reading to the local orphans (while drunk), Natalie Portman, shooting guns, pretending to be a senor citizen so that I won't have to pay the full amount on my movie tickets, the girl who works at the Shell station, crazy ass fighting, that other girl that works at the Circle K even though she's married, getting toasted, nicely toasted.....

I'd like to meet:

That dude Corky from Life Goes On.

Music:

I like: Radiohead, Al Green, Everlast, Jimi Hendrix, Portishead, Gorillaz, Outkast, Sonic Youth, Social Distortion, Beck, Miles Davis, Led Zeppelin, Isaac Hayes, Marvin Gaye, Elvis Costello, Coldplay, Tricky, Ozomatli, The Chemical Brothers, and many more after these words from our sponsers.

Movies:

Children Of Men, Babel, The Departed, Goodfellas, Superman Returns, Inside Man, Batman Begins, Sin City( basicly any comic book thats made into a movie), The Shawshank Redemption, Casino, The Way Of The Gun, The Salton Sea, The Fifth Element, Black Hawk Down, The Professional, Gladiator, Ocean's Eleven, Out Of Sight, that Paris Hilton "movie" was kinda cool too!

Television:

CSI, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, The Wonder Years, Chappelle's Show, Two And A Half Men, and that show that comes on at 10:00 pm that tells you all the shit that goes on currently.

Books:

Anything Chuck Palahniuk, comic books, those Where's Waldo books are cool also, TV Guide( because how else are we gonna know whats on Tv! jerk!), Maxim magazine(they've never lied to me ever!),those pamphlets that those God people give you even though you don't ask for one.

Heroes:

Batman!