Why Catholic Schools Have No Business in School Business |
But, before I get to that, I want to show what happens when you're invited to a party a little too early.
Anyway... A few weeks ago, when I found my old GI Joe shit, I also found this ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 13:38:00 GMT |
Real American Heroes |
Ever wonder what it might be like if two GI Joes had to go to the doctor to get the results of their blood tests before they were able to get married? You have? You're weird! Did it happen like this? ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:45:00 GMT |
Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Me |
You know how an idea will come to you for no reason at all just out of nowhere? That happened to me this afternoon when I was in the shower. I had my eyes closed and I was rinsing the soap off of my f...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:16:00 GMT |
Röhm If You Want To |
So, I guess this is a good a place as any to formally announce my upcoming wedding. That's right, I'm going to finally be settling down with my longtime lady love, Elisabeth Röhm. Some may know her ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:57:00 GMT |
???Mystery Friend??? |
Sometime during the last few days of July, I was wandering around in the tiny patch of grass in front of my building and I noticed something in the corner that wasn't there the last time I was p...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:07:00 GMT |
Electric Boogapalooza II |
The line to get into Lollapalooza was fucking nuts this year. It wrapped almost all the way around the entire park. Most people didn't get in until about an hour after it started, which sucked because...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:32:00 GMT |
Midnight, The Stars, and YOU!...and vagina teeth, of course. |
So, whaddaya doin on Friday the 28th? You’re probably going on your usual alcoholic drink hunt. Well, this Friday at midnight, perhaps you’ll be interested in a different kind of cunt. (li...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:26:00 GMT |
Im No Sherwin Williams. However... |
Earlier, I was listening to the album "Relayer" by Yes. If you've never heard Relayer, it's only got 3 songs on it but each one is about 197 minutes long. The whole album sounds as if 6 masturbatory k...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:31:00 GMT |
Starved for entertainment are ya? |
I'm obsessed with this video. I can't stop watching it. I also can't breathe because I'm laughing so hard. I'm hoping to taint your day with the same fate. I also dare you to not get the song stuck in...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:52:00 GMT |
Lets see those TEETH! |
I haven't written a blog in a while because of this insane strike that's been going on. You've probably heard all about it in the news and stuff, so I'm not going to bore you with it. I just figured, ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:38:00 GMT |
