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Doug

Often imitated, never duplicated

About Me

Ah, well. I attended Juliard. I'm a graduate of Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time through that. I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keep getting funnier every single time I see it! Doh! No, Lets be serious here. Lets start with this, what you see, is pretty much what you get with me. Well, you also get my dog, Homer too. He is very dear to me and I love that little bastard, so he is part of the package. Ok, well, I like to keep things moving, moving forward. HATE being stagnant. I like the way I make my money and I love to spend it. I like to go fast, I own a very fast car and it's a good release for me. I have been called Marriage Kryptonite, maybe because I'm not married?? Who knows. The Kid loves females though, all kinds..well, theres some I don't like but I have my reasons (6 + 42 = Art Teacher) but for the most part, they are good, and I'm patiently waiting for that good one to come along that I actually don't miss the boat on (Forbes anyone?) I'm not a big fan of getting up and going to work, but my work is not bad, I get to spend loads of time in California. Open mouth chewers are the worst and people who look at your computer screen when they walk by or get up are also the worst. I work with both of those types of people, in close quarters no less. Love history and such, also tv and movies and music, oh and herbie the love bug...no not the car.www.507mainsoftball.com

My Interests

Homer, Ford Mustangs, Automobiles, Cooking, The Internet, Science, Space, Water, War, Traveling, Mets Baseball, 507 Softball, going fast, Playstation, The Cruiser, Bugg, Jets Football, California, Gadgets, Electornic things, The Simpsons, Good Squeef, Poker, Music, Motion Pictures, News, Cartoons, The Outdoors, Sports, Craigs, and other Bars of interest, Midi Golf

I'd like to meet:

Hmm, Of Course Kang and Kodos, Bill Clinton, Dale JR, Lenny Dykstra, Jay-Z, and i'd like ot get my hands on Herman Edwards so I can tell him what a dickbag he really is, and Who else, Richard Branson, Rupert Murdoch, I'd like to pick Lee Iacocca's brain a little bit. Carroll Shelby, Jack Rousch, Steve Saleen, Marty Moose, Perry Farrell (he is a weird one), Jessica Beil, Charlize Theron, and a host of others. I'll have the chance to meet Morrison, Hendrix, Farley, Steve McQueen, Marilyn Monroe, and The Late Great Elvis Presley when I die, so we can wait on those.
I'm Homer, who are you? by NoHomers.net

Music:

Rage, Jay-Z, Dre, The Cult, Doors, Metallica, Grateful Dead, Stevie Wonder, Jacksons, Tupac, Eminem, Zombies, Janis Joplin, Stones, Coheed, Killers, Sheryl Crow, BIGGIE, Billy Squire, Big Pun, Journey, StillWater, Sinatra, Zepplin, Bob Marley, Black Crowes, NAS, Matt Witte, Beasties, Credence, Bob Dylan, Motley Crue, Allmans, Jimmy Buffett, Presidents, Slick Rick and Doug E Fresh...the original human beatbox, Soul Coughing, Garth Brooks, P-funk, Naughty By Nature, Velvet Underground, Jane's Addiction, yea yea Michael Jackson, Some Phil Collins, Genesis, Eagles, Simon and Garfunkel, Oasis, STP, Pearl Jam, lots of other stuff too.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, BeetleJuice, Sin City, Braveheart, Happy Gilmore, Summer School, Hollywood Knights, Dazed and Confused, Tombstone, Fletch, Blazing Saddles, The Great Outdoors, Rounders, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Boiler Room, Snatch, Glengarry GlenRoss, Pirates of the Carribbean, Things to do in Denver when youre dead, Christmas Vacation, Class Act, Ferris, Last Samurai, Austin Powers, Ace Ventura, Fight Club, Goonies, Old School, The Crow, FearandLoathingInLasVegas, The Muppett Show

Television:

24, Lost, Simpsons, The Sopranos, Entourage, ESPN, and yes, The Discovery Channel. INVASION (where did you go?) Conchords, Dogfights, Pinks, Food Network.

Books:

Marley and ME, DaVinci Code. Lots of freaking car mags too.

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, Jack Bauer, Zig Ziglar, Tyler Durden, Lenny Dykstra, Hunter S Thompson

My Blog

this survey thing

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Doug Kerken Birthday: 7-9-79 Birthplace: Summitt NJ Current Location: Brick Eye Color: Hazel..ish Hair Color: Brown Height: 6'2 Right Handed or L...
Posted by Doug on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:15:00 PST