When I read this: "Applewood smoked turkey breast served with gravy and cranberry relish Maple-glazed ham served with pineapple-raisin sauce Apple chestnut cornbread stuffing Sweet potato puree with bacon and caramelized onions Assorted salads, soups, roasted vegetables, and an assortment of pies and other succulent desserts."
What I really read is this: "barf, served barf style, with lovely sides of barf, and some delectable barf to finish the meal."
In conclusion, I really don't like Thanksgiving food very much. That's all.
