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Novacaine Nards

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About Me


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My Interests

Metal, cars (BMW), Reading, everything else you see here....

I'd like to meet:

Err & Ignignokt....because they are from the moon

Music:

METAL!! Halcyon Way, Queensryche, Fates Warning, Dream Theater, Megadeth, Galactic Cowboys, Wicked Maraya, Nevermore, Filth Hamster, Kinetic Dissent, Stuck Mojo, Corrosion Of Conformity, King's X, DoubleDrive, Stereomud, Skid Row, Sentenced, Sick Speed, Fozzy, Killswitch Engage, God Forbid, In Flames, Soilwork, Sevendust, Electric Six, Assemblage 23, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Anthrax, Tesla, Shockplate, Shadow Gallery, Zeromancer, Exodus, Testament, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Chagall Guevara, Celldweller, Saviour Machine, Tourniquet, Deliverance, Anacrusis, Angel Dust, Vicious Rumors, Vanden Plas, Trouble, Trivium, To/Die/For, Sepultura, Riot, Savatage, Fireball Ministry, Haji's Kitchen, Thornley, Jorn, Masterplan, Edguy, Monster Magnet, Mustasch, etc.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, Jackie Brown, South Park, Tae Guk Gi, Oldboy, Lady Vengeance, Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance, The Eye, Transformers, Borat, JSA, Hero, House Of Flying Daggers, Enter The Dragon, Team America, most bizarre movies

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park, The Sopranos, Baseball, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse. That's it. I hate all other TV. You cain't afford no Molly Hatchet tickets!!!!

Books:

Anything by William Gibson, Neal Stevenson, Neal Asher, Stephen Hunter, Richard K. Morgan, Chris Moriarty, Marc Giller, Tom Clancy, or Stephen King. Rich Dad/Poor Dad - The Cashflow Quadrant; The E-Myth by Michael Gerber; The Dirt...it's like watching a car accident, you just can't help looking; Year Zero & the Descent by Jeff Long; The Clown Joke; The Carlucci Trilogy by Richard Paul Russo; Out by Natsuo Kirino; Road & Track, Car & Driver, Automobile, European Car, and Bimmer magazines.

Heroes:

Jesus

My Blog

2008 Election

This election will be a choice between the devil, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, Lucifer, and Satan.On the one hand, you have new-school vapidity (Obama). On the other hand, you have old-school bullshit ...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:11:00 PST

DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY AWARD

VISIT THIS SITE.  IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT MY INSENSITIVE AND DISRESPECTFUL COMMENT WILL PROBABLY NOT MAKE IT ONTO THEIR PAGE.  ENOUGH SAID.  http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:48:00 PST

For the retards that send me friend requests on how to make money on Myspace and otherwise.....

You're wasting your time with me, douchebags!!!!!!!!!   I'm not going to do:  MLM.....online surveys......anything that involves online advertising or pay-per-click....or anything else ...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST

Out with 06...in with 07...thank God

It is early on 1/1/07 as I write this, and I'm for once feeling kinda serious as I blog all upon the computer. 2006 was a really shitty year. Ann and I had the more drama invade our lives in the last ...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST

Death Metal Extravaganza

It has been much long since I have blogged upon your ears.  And it shall have been so, for it is this way on the moon.  Went and saw a show Friday night - Cattle Decapitation, Goatwhore, Daa...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

The Atlanta Music Scene

The scene here really sucks.  What is up with this????  HW is a band with a record deal and a name producer.  We kick total ass.  We annihilate when we play live.  We put on a...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:41:00 PST

my back hurts like a biznatch

Yes, it's true.  I am old.  I apparently herniated my back on Monday AM and have been on my butt all week in bed and on painkillers.  I have never experienced pain like that before, it ...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:01:00 PST

The Defecator Of Character

Someone told me that they were going to sue me for "defecation of character" yesterday.  I think he meant "defamation" but it was pretty funny. 
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 04:17:00 PST

Firing Retarded Employees

What the HELL is up with people?  I had to fire the two stupidest people that have ever worked for me last week.  I gave these people an opportunity to easily make $100,000 a year.  I'm...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:37:00 PST

New Ride Coming

I put a deposit down on a new ride this past week.  It's going to take 2 months to come in because they're having to special order it.  But it's gonna rizzock!!!!  I'm such a car wanker...
Posted by Novacaine Nards on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:46:00 PST