FINALLY THE BLONDE JOKE THAT ENDS THEM ALL!!! |
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supp...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:51:00 PST |
Why I fired my secretary.... |
Last week was my birthday & I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant & say, "Happy Birthday!", &a...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST |
Welfare Poem |
Welfare Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke,Take bus, see employment folk.Nice man treat me good in there,Say I need to see welfare.Welfare say, "You come no more,We send cash right to your door."Welfa...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:11:00 PST |
He said, She said.... |
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said .. That's a goo...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST |
Sex Funnies |
* Men have 2 heads & Women have 4 lips.
* The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick & save a smile!
*If you have sex 365 times a...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:37:00 PST |
Put things in perspective.... |
Heavenly Father,
Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the l...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:18:00 PST |
My dream after seeing Saw III |
Okay so I went to see Saw III last night & first off let me just say GREAT MOVIE!!!! However it did scare the SHIT out of me! When I go home last night my house was pitch black dark & I ran up...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST |
What does you're name mean???? |
M - you never let people tell you what to do
I - popular with all types of people
C - truly believe in love
H - very good personality & looks
E - have a nice ass
L - people think you're sexy
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Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST |
IF YOUR A 90's KID |
If you grew up in the 90's you've gotta read this! And just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.... after all, it's not like you could remember the first season of the Simpsons...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 08:56:00 PST |
Tim Hortons |
Ok so this morning I decide to go to to Tim Hortons to get a tea & a bagel. I go throught the drive thru & order a:
Large honey lemon tea w/ 1 sugar & a twelve grain bagel toasted with che...
Posted by Mz. Blondie <3 on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:15:00 PST |
