I'm screwed up, so no wonder things are in slower motion
About Me
I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have... an absolutely breathtaking... heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it. . Do you know who I am?. I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have... many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I... I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. He comes over on occasion.Listen, can I... can I start over again? Sure. I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I wanna be on you...This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor
