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mars wormsband SMASHH!!!!!

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

this is what it sounds like when I fart after eating soulfood

My Interests

I ENJOY dogs cats birds people lizards frogs snakes rabbits horses fish cows indentured servants hearts of fire robots tv cavepeople mailmen gas pumps traffic laundry mats jenny sewers chairs sitting ikea people that work at hollister people that shop at hollister victorian era ideals life before the remote control egyptology nursing as a proffesion car repairs organizing things according to the fibanachi number series commas comas windows that are frosted lucky charms happy meal toys the size of matchbox cars and their incompatibility with any hot wheels racing sets lines drawn in the sand vests sporting good stores gemco fires that rage out of control smiley face balloons kareoke night at the mission inn and at the garage of my house spying on your dad cheat on your mom one hour proccessing japanese food. Cookies

I'd like to meet:

a nice sensible girl who can stand fire breathing monsters who just want to love them, and the keebler elves. I would also like to meet girls with big booobies and other large pet birds. I would like to meet the banana in pajama on the left side of the screen because I want to see if he is as much an asshole as his assholeish brother. The person who is with the guy who wears the "im with stupid"shirt. Definitely not Hitler. the guy who washes my car. A real robot with its own sentinent thoughts. A space dog. And anyone who has an extra corndog that I could have. Scott Baio.
Please Scott, if your out there, I'd like to really meet you.

Music:

ghost music, the strokes, soundtracks that feature under preassure by david bowie and queen, mac10, the entire debarge family, the trachtenburg family slide show players

Movies:

out of africa, titanic,anything with jim carrey, hope floats, dukes of hazzard, lion king, the somnambulist (silent)

Television:

friends, sex and the city, the soprannos, the ellen show, the daily show, conan the barbarian late night host, the simpsons ( much funnier when presented in simulcast) the channel 13 news the real world vs road rules challange, asian soap operas, qvc knife show

Books:

Learning how to Speak ENGLISH for ENGRISH Speakers

Heroes:

Beck, God, Oppenheimer, Enola Gay, Senor Ass Snatcher, the Jungle Brothers, poor people