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CHRIS

white kids talking like they're black

About Me

"As cool as the other side of the pillow."

My Interests

"And i always get confused, cause in supermarkets they turn the lights off when they want you to leave, but in disco's they turn them on. And it's always sad to go, but it's never that sad, cause there's only so many places where you're guaranteed on getting a hug when you go. And on the way home it seems like a good idea to go paddling in the fountains, and that's because it is a good idea. And we're all like how Rousseau depicts man in the state of nature; we're undeveloped, we're ignorant, we're stupid, but we're happy."

I'd like to meet:


Jim Bowen, Paul Foot and Jemina Pearl.

Music:



Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite. Pulp Fiction. Stand By Me. John Q. Shaft. About A Boy. The Breakfast Club. White Men Can't Jump. Cool Runnings. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. Wickerman. Belleville Rendez-Vous. Field Of Dreams. One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest. A Clockwork Orange. The Shining. Amores Perros.etc...

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lost. 24. The Simpsons. Hollyoaks. Neighbours. Peep Show. The Young Ones. Bruce's Price Is Right. Father Ted. Bullseye. Catchphrase. Take It Or Leave It. Lazytown. Extras. I'm Alan Partridge. Green Wing. The Office. Red Dwarf. etc...

Books:

Bound Together. Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? Fever Pitch. To Kill A Mockingbird. Animal Farm - proper.

Heroes:

Reggie White. Carlos & Peter. Adam & Kimya. Casablancas. Kevin Garnett. Jim Bowen.