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I am a die hard Sabres fan who watches approximately 6,000,000 hours of TLC and VH1 a week. I own no less than 47 pairs of shoes, but I only ever wear the same 3. I detest carrying a purse, and I can't pick out a cute one to save my life. I'm pretty sure Little Richard is a zombie, and geico commercials only reaffirm my suspicions. I will eat Mexican and Mediterranean food until it comes out of my nose. Just the smell of chicken is enough to make me yack. I have little peanut toes, and my gramma says I have monkey thumbs. My boyfriend has a masculinity-o-meter. I like to send it plummeting by calling him "little squishy peanut butt". My boyfriend, my mom, my sister, and my cat are better than yours. No contest. The first song I knew the words to was "Jump" by Van Halen. I didn't know Frere Jacques in English until I learned to speak French. During the summer I sleep with flannel sheets and a down comforter. I am tragically unphotogenic. The Cure has been my favorite band since I was five years old. I love Ralph Machio, Paulie Shore and Vaughan. I believe everyone deserves a good hard shovel to the face, once in awhile.You love the fact that I get cold when its 72 degrees out. You love that it takes me an hour to order a sandwich. You think I'm witty for attempting to quote "When Harry Met Sally", considering I've never seen it. You examine my romantic past and wonder if I'm into serial monogamy. You don't believe that I'm not. You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record baby right round, round, round.
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Tag...Kortnee asked so nice...

Instructions: Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 12 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names1. I lied...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:39:00 GMT

I WORK HARD FOR THE MONEY, SO HARD FOR IT HONEY

In homage of my favorite and yours, Mrs. Mary S. I give you my employment history. Please feel free to incorporate your own horror stories. Perhaps we shall write a book, and never have to work again...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 22:25:00 GMT