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Miss Lady

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I am a graduate of the Florida State University with a degree in Exercise Science. I am an alumni of Company M-16 of the National Society of Pershing Rifles. I crossed in the Fall of 2003, with the BONECRUSHERS..We ain't neva scared...shit. I guess I'm just here to meet some more of my bros, friends, and my fam. I'm open to meeting pretty much anyone who isn't a straight asshole for more than 23 hours of the day.... Turns out I've reached the quota for that.

UNDER THE BLUDGEONING OF CHANCE,
MY HEAD IS BLOODY, BUT UNBOWED.

I like to think of myself as a very pleasant, friendly, polite, charming, introverted, cordial, lovable, cheery, good-natured person...However, I know that I can at times be a defensive, selfish, sarcastic, angry, potentially hostile, manipulative, vicious, cynical, fuming byatch.
Sorry...It can't be helped. ;]
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My Interests

Veterinary Technology, Music, The National Society of Pershing Rifles.
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Name: I am the bleeding heart of a tortured soul
Birthday: 30 JUN 1984
Birthplace: District of Columbia
Current Location: Earth, Welcome.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black, to match my soul.
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Guyanese-African-American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Heels
Your Weakness: The look in my puppy's eyes
Your Fears: Death of the Sun
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting into Vet Tech School
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Nice.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn the sun. Damn it for all it's worth.
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile.
Your Bedtime: When I get tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: High School Orchestra, Track and Field, Pledging P/Rs, ROTC...When I could still breathe...
Pepsi or Coke: Root Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: B.K. Baby
Single or Group Dates: Depends where we're going.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton... and it better be sweet.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocoholic
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Every damn day.
Do you Sing: As much as possible.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Love is a fairy tale... Just kidding, I'll love him forever.
Do you want to go to College: Donions, Byatch! But,yeah, I'd do it again.
Do you want to get Married: Yes. June 7, 2008.
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't, who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. I'm a soldier.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think that vanity is the Devil's favorite sin.
Are you a Health Freak: Most of the time.
Do you get along with your Parents: Do you want to see me cry?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes. They are the most beautiful things.
Do you play an Instrument: The Viola-la.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah...I'm a bad girl.
In the past month have you Smoked: I took a puff or two off of a fine cigar.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah... Tylenol. I get bad headaches.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Uh...sure.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I was dragged kicking and screaming.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. But if it wouldn't make me grossly obese, I probably would.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hmm...No. Time to make reservations.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. I avoid it like the clap.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sadly no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. I am not a heathen.
Ever been Drunk: Does Raggity-Anne have cloth tits?
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah...by a randy ass-wipe.
Ever been Beaten up: By my sisters...bitches.
Ever Shoplifted: I don't want to lie to you...
How do you want to Die: Peacefully in my sleep... Unlike the other people screaming in the back seat of the flaming car that I am driving...Either that or a pack of rabid dogs...or SQUIRRELS! Yeah, rabid squirrels.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A grown ass woman.
What country would you most like to Visit: Guyana~The land of many waters.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: What ever looks good on him.
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Heavier than me, but not a water buffalo.
Best Clothing Style: What ever looks good on him.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I am but the dealer...not really...don't ask.
Number of CDs I own: Good question...I'll check up on that.
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: I'll eventually have one...I just have to decide what and where
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets are idle; yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out so differently. ~Charles Dudley Warner

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone that's interested.

Music:

I don't discriminate as long as it doesn't torture my soul.

Movies:

Ehh...Comedies, movies with bloodshed and/or explosions involved. Not too big on chick flicks, though I do like musicals, and classic Disney.

Television:

Fairly Oddparents, House, Bones, 24, The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy, Americas Next Top Model, Futurama, Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Cathouse, Law and Order, Nip/Tuck, Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs, Cash Cab, Animal Cops,...Pretty much most Discovery, Animal Planet, and Cartoon Network Shows.

Books:

Angels and Demons, Coldest Winter Ever, Masquerade, The Color Purple, Anything Dr. Suess, Most Historic Romance Novels, Jesus's Son, Wise Blood, J.F. Garner's Politically Correct Bedtime Stories.

Heroes:

You're all too late...No one can save me now.

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My Blog

Smile

I heard the song My Girl on the radio...Then I thought about the movie and next proceded to think about the sequel. Long story short.... I like this song... Smile, though your heart is achingSmil...
Posted by Miss Lady on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:46:00 PST

Yes, I am a Proud Parent

For those of you who have asked me or are wondering just who the Hell I am talking about, I became a proud parent in the fall of 2002 to the Killa (fish), El Fishy Gato (fish), the Artist Formerly Kno...
Posted by Miss Lady on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:43:00 PST