Coach Keenan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am in love with women , children , and puppies .

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I was once known as Archaeologist or Archaeopteryx. Now I go by Jobby Pines.

Why is "Protagonist" not an option for the religion section?

My Interests

bikes, beer, babies, fantasy, whimsy, dragons, humor, mountains, forests, words, faeries, colors, warriors, life, silence, sunrise, people, places, things

I'd like to meet:

Greasy body builders that can play saxophone. Faerie princesses. Reptilian warriors. Talking puppies. Viking gods. Really funny people. People who make beautiful things.

Music:

I think a cool name for a metal album would be "Where Blood Tastes like Chocolate." Because, like, drinking blood is scary and tough, but it would taste good too.

Orifice, Manhole, Jesus Chrysler, Sweet Cheetah, Left on Main

Movies:

Low Blow, Magnolia, Boondock Saints, Pi, Blade Runner

Books:

Tolkien, Lewis, Cohen, Murakami

My Blog

A Real Blog

Like most, I've moved out of here and into a "real" blog. Its more subject-specific, but if you'd like to read it: www.beerbybike.com...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:07:00 PST

Bonnie Ratings

I took Jonny's suggestion and I've been rating my days in 2008 on a scale of 1-10. I thought it'd be interesting to run some averages:Jan avg: 5.5Feb avg: 6.3Mar avg: 5.1Apr avg: 6.7Up and down,...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:08:00 PST

Amuse a Muse

If I could just up and change my career path, what would I do? I ask this question alot. And of course, the truth is, that if I really wanted to, I probably could. But sometimes its ...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST

From letters to language

"Don't be satisfied with the name of GodWith just words about itExperience that breathingFrom books and words come fantasyAnd sometimes, from fantasy comes union""Lo I am with you always means that wh...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:16:00 PST

Cell phones, cell meetings

Wherever you areYour surroundings surround youAlways a contextI'm thinking about cancelling my cell phone. Our contract is up in August, and I really love the idea of not having one. But I...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:44:00 PST

The eyes have it

Once or twice a week I hear the mountains calling And I don't reply I really don't have anything to say. Feelings to convey perhaps, but I don't think that the internet is an appropriate medium...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:53:00 PST

Bloom

Its spring again, and I’m bored of the internet. Of the computer. So what do I do? Naturally, I start blogging again.I keep getting glimpses of poems, snippets of things that used to...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:16:00 PST

Je Ne Sai Quoi

Madeline is 2 today. So crazy. 2 years ago I was watching my first daughter be born. So much is packed into those 2 years. She went from breathing air and feeding through her m...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:24:00 PST

Thoughts from my weekend

Despite the groaningAnd longing sound of trafficThere is a stillnessAmong cinderblocksAnd thorns, birds find room to playA lonely horse neighs
Posted by Coach Keenan on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST

knew blog

Its true. I haven't posted anything in awhile. 9 weeks to be exact. Jane Amelia is now 9 weeks old. She is sleeping better, eating better, pooping better. And smiling.&nb...
Posted by Coach Keenan on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST