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Courtney *Cuntface*

sneak up and hit you like a fuckin tornado...

About Me


1st and foremost if you are a stalker, an asshole, a prick, or someone looking for ass from me don't waste your fucking time. I will delete any message that you send and your pathetic ass will not be dignified with a response. I am a brutally honest chick with a serious attitude problem if you think i might say something to offend you (which i probably will) then you can just not waste your time. If you are going to message me and tell me that i am going to hell because of my pictures or sexuality then take a second look at my religion. I do not believe in your god so don't waste your time or mine. Because you will get an angry hateful response. I do not need to be saved. I can save myself thanks. anyone else who is just interested in getting to know a crazy, fucked-up, bitch like me i invite you to do so at your own risk. thanks and enjoy the rest of your read.5'1"... natural-born blonde... i'm THIS MUCH BITCH in this little person...right karen?? I am a cook and a new restaurant in the city...good times. my one true passion. i LOVE my job. I have 6 tattoos and 19 piercings. I am a fan of every single one of them and there is more on the way.

Im only happy when it rains
You wanna hear about my new obsession?
Im riding high upon a deep depression
Im only happy when it rains
Pour some misery down on me
"Sometimes it alright to love someone, learn from it, and walk away."
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"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be, but before you start pointing fingers, Make sure your hands are clean." -Bob Marleylayout
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My Interests

Tattoos and Piercings, i will eventually be covered in both. i love to cook too. i love music.

I'd like to meet:

anybody cool and fun to talk to...anyone with anything interesting to say...anyone who's not a fucking moron...or causes DRAMA and bullshit in my life...
who I wouldn't like to meet:
girls who wear moo-moos.
girls with shaved heads.
fat girls.
faggots that are more catty then most straight girls I know.
girls who "scrunch" their hair.
nasty girls.
straight girls that think they might be bi but need someone to test it on.
girlfriend theives.
paranoid scitzophrenics.
pathological liars.
Fairies, Queens or Flamers.
girls who look like 10 year old eminem.
girls who look more like men then most of the men I know.
girls with ugly titties (examples: stretch marks, saggy, HUGE nipples)
girls that cheat.
girls that own more clothes and apparel with rainbows on them then anything else.
girls who think they can recruit straight girls.
sluts.
back-stabbers.

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Music:

Mindless Self Indulgence
Dave Matthews Band
Pink Floyd
Nirvana
TBS
BILLY FUCKIN IDOL!
A Perfect Circle
Brand New
Arch Enemy
Old school No Doubt
Bush
Sublime
Killswitch Engage
Cradle of Filth
Billy Talent
Cauterize
Die Trying
Muse
Jacobs Ladder
All-American Rejects
AFI
Just to name very few.

Movies:

Girl, Interrupted
The Wall
Se7en
Boondock Saints
The Usual Suspects
Pulp Fiction
Trainspotting
Blow
Fight Club
Snatch
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Virgin Suicides
Van Wilder
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Crash
21 Grams
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Benny and June
Pirates of the Carribean
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Requiem of a Dream
occasional chick flicks...

Television:

the L word

Books:

Fight Club
Choke
Angels and Demons
The Five People You Meet in Heaven
Catcher in the Rye
The Soul of A Chef
Wicked
Lullaby
Invisible Monsters
Confessions of and Ugly Stepsister
Go Ask Alice

Heroes:

Mr. Bob Daughaday for everything he taught me about strength, perseverance and not letting go until you can't hold on anymore. Miss you Dad. All the chefs at YTI because they are some of the most amazing people i've ever met. My parents as much as we disagree they work harder than anyone I know. My sister for always saying SOMETHING to make you smile. Even when shit sucks. Mike Logue, one of the most genuine friends I've ever had. PHHS wasn't the same without you.

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My Blog

this shit is so familiar...

Here she comes to ruin my day again Right away she's start with shouting Making this the best week ever If only she could scream forever Here she comes to pick at my faults again Right away she's punc...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

broken silence...

so for the past few months i've maintained my silence. about everything. and where it has gotten me is nowhere. i got blamed for things i didnt do. and i've been pegged as an asshole. so i figur...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:11:00 PST

please fasten your seatbelts and keep all hands and feet inside at all times...

welcome to the fucking rollercoaster that is my former relationship. say i'm a liar. say i'm bad in bed. say i'm a bitch. say whatever you want... cause i'm not the fucking headcase... this time its ...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:14:00 PST

dont you think i'm pretty when i'm standing atop the bright lit city?

so lets jump in this car and see how fast it'll take us lets be wreckless and wild we'll see how far we can push it til we go down in flames impulsive and artless like we used to be its just you and ...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

ahhh...the things that make my world interesting...

i have had some people asking why i've moved back to baltimore. AGAIN. why i keep switching it up and what happened in Lancaster that it's too bad to tough it out and stay til the end. one thing is fo...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST

every new begining comes from some other beginings end...

i'm moving back to baltimore. Later this week. I wanted to give a few people a shout up here in PA before i go. To my roomates and neighbors you guys have been there for it all and for that i'm more t...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 11:42:00 PST

a hateful blog cause i haven't posted one lately...

to you. you know who you are. your attitude, childishness and needy bullshit have proven to finally be enough for me. you are out of fucking control. you're so self centered when so many things in my ...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:43:00 PST

Dear Mal...

Mallory: You are by far the sweetest most genuine person I have ever met in my life. I am so happy that we've been able to spend this much time together and get to know eachother as well as we have. E...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 07:02:00 PST

college life = not what its cracked up to be

everyone always says college is the best years of your life. who means that really? why is this so great? cause you get fucked up all the time and meet all these people you get semi-close to and ...
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:40:00 PST

JEEEEEZ!

I'M FREAKIN BEAT. i definitely just ran 2 goddamn miles. that shit totally sucked. then 100 crunches and my roommate made me do push ups. operation get courts ass in shape has officially begun......
Posted by Courtney *Cuntface* on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:14:00 PST