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Erikka

How do you kill that which has no life?

About Me



Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: Papito

Why You Love Him: He's the Mack Daddy

Your Mommy Is Martha Stewart
What You Call Her: Mum

What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

My Interests

Writing, acting, singing, playing my violin before it was stolen (one more reason NJ Transit is the worst rail line in the history of the US), playing way too many video games.

I'd like to meet:

People I know and people who want to give me jobs.

And this guy, playing sax.

Music:



Movies:

South Park WoW

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Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Venture Brothers, anything on Adult Swim, South Park...that's about all I have time for.

Books:

People still read books? Weird.

Heroes:

Your mom...

My Blog

SHAKESPEARE! IN PHILLY!

Hey peoples! For those of you that haven't given up on my myspace page completely, here's some news:I'm working with the Philadelphia Shakespeare Festival! Woohoo! We're doing Romeo Juliet and Peric...
Posted by Erikka on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

A blessed unrest

There is a vitality, a life force, a quickening that is translated through you into action, and because there is only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. If you block it, it will n...
Posted by Erikka on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:10:00 PST

A reading? December 3? Really?

OMG! So I'm back, and I'm actually doing something!Please note the FREE wine reception following. Dude...it's worth it for that.   Let me know if you wanna come and chill for an evening and I'll ...
Posted by Erikka on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:14:00 PST

Yay for homeless men!!!

Okay. I don't really know he was homeless, but here's the deal:I had a long ass shitty day and was so pleased to finally be able to make the hike home from the city. I get on the subway platform and t...
Posted by Erikka on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:18:00 PST

Make the Pie Higher - A Bush Haiku

This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush.These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson. A wonderful Haiku poe...
Posted by Erikka on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST