I reckon it would be quite cool to meet Gianfranco Zola, Jim Morrisson, Arctic Monkeys, Bruce Lee, Jimi Hendrix, Bam Margera, Slash, Bill Murray, Tom Hanks, Ross Noble, Graham Coxon, Bill Bailey, Jack Dee, Bloc Party, Kanye West, the usual really fit women that any bloke would say ( Rachel Stevens, Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson and the likes), Some really rich person like Bill Gates or Roman Abramovich to see if i could scrounge like a yacht maybe my m8 Dan could look after it 4 me hmm thats an idea he wants to be a sailor (he did say he wanted to be a postman and a bin man too tho. hmmm.) or they could at least get me a free meal or drink or sumthin. Theres loads of random people really I'd be pretty happy to meet lots of people if they did somthin worthwhile knowin about.
MORE RANDOM BY ME WOOOOO YAAAA!!!!
Me and my friend Hannah came up with a plan so we wudnt be short on cash 2 see like loadsa bands n stuff over the next few months so we decided i should write the most polite letter i can possibly write 2 richard branson and send it to him. U think it'll work? I been havin doots.
Dear Dick Bitch (short friendly name 4 richard branson, me and him go way bak it's cool honest)
Give us sum money yo!
And Hannah will be ur ho!
Then we can afford 2 go,
2 lots of gigs n that yo!
We got no cash flow
and thats y we write 2 yo
so erm.. yaaaa.... giv us sum of ur lovely money!!
PLEEEEEEEAAASE!!!
I did write u a poem after all.
From your bestest friends in the whole frickin world
JUST DAVE MAN and Spazz man
oxoxo
ps. Can our friends and family have some to?
(Just Dave Man and Spazz Man are mine and Hannahs super hero names. I thought it would come across more grown up and impressive if we used these names. Oh and Hannahs is in smaller because i am quite obviously a wicked cool dude. Don't get me wrong, Hannah's cool but nobody compares to me.)
CRKUHCHCH-CHUKUK (sound of head growing)