Tim Cornett Lost His Mind For a Minute |
I was watching the today show and then took my dog to go out to the bathroom. By the time Grady had finished his business the today show had gone off and Louisville Live had come on. Its a local show...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:12:00 GMT |
Link to Comedian Interview |
an interview thing I did, for lack of a better place to put ithttp://thecomedians.org/Pages/Cornett.html
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:02:00 GMT |
Adult Dog Food |
If the dog whisperer is right, a dog reads your "energy", Or not so much what you say just the way you do things. (your "vibes" for my hippies friends or your "swagger" for my hillbilly fr...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:01:00 GMT |
Tim Cornett is Gay!!! |
Back in the fall of 1980 there was a rift in my family. As with all such things it was resolved quietly with nothing lost but a couple of years. But in this two year span . Two brothers had sons...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:02:00 GMT |
Tim Vs The Man |
The machine was busted, & I couldn't pay for my Train fair. In my Idea of fair Commerce, if you provide a public service and do...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:13:00 GMT |
Dear Hollywood, |
Dear Hollywood,
My name is Tim Cornett and I would like to be a big shot.
Here is a list of projects I support.
1. Tim Cornett is a struggling young lawyer who's hot in the be...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:50:00 GMT |
The Bee |
I'm two weeks into my new job at Applebee's&.
And I'm rocking their world with customer service.
On Saturday the district manager came in and said
"gather Applebuddies! For I have a comment, from a ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 15:39:00 GMT |
First Week |
Here I am, a little over a week in Portland. I'm a little Homesick& Michael Ivy demanded a blog. Actually I think Michael Ivy would like it here, It's kind of the douchebag motherland...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:49:00 GMT |
Jesus Is My Wingman |
I was talking to a girl, that's all I was doing, she was Hawaiian party girl with a thick behind. She was showing off her tattoos which included a cross, tattooed on her left foot, I thought on...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:11:00 GMT |
SWM...In Need Of Clue. |
I dont ask for much in a woman, I ask for a good companion, who brings out the best in me and whom I can make laugh, a big firm set of titties wouldnt hurt though.
Dating doesnt come easily for...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:31:00 GMT |
