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About Me

Myspace Layout Stealer Pimp Myspace My name is Buster McNippleclamps, but my friends call me Slappy. I like long walks on the beach(bullshit), curling up with a good book(lying), kite flying(maybe), shopping(please), and boobs(truthful). Actually what I like is seeing live music or comedy, going out in the boat, and selling crack. OK that last part was a joke, I really don't have a boat.Some might know as the lead singer in STONE DOUBT, but some might actually know ME. These people are the true loves of my life! To all of you I see, thanks for being you! For all the ones who are gone, you are missed... For the ones who sneak by just to see what's new, for shame!

My Interests

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MMMMMMM SLOMO boobiesThough not a big Miller Lite fan, this commercial has rendered all other commercials worthless..I know what you've been asking yourself for years and years... I wonder what would happen if we got the entire cast of The Karate Kid (minus Pat Morita R.I.P.)together today and put them in a rock video, well wonder no more!SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY!The heartwarming movie of the year "THE SHINING"

My Blog

Yeah I know, Ive been neglecting myspace lately.

I've been so busy with life, love, work, and play that I haven't talked to all of my good friends on myspace lately.  To that I say I'm sorry!  Please forgive me!  So I'll clear up some...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:30:00 GMT

AHHHH to dive...

I recently went to Ft. Lauderdale to get mah dive on, and once again got hooked!  Not that I wasn't hooked already, it's just that every time I do it, I love it more.  Now being in the middl...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:55:00 GMT

THE 86 RULES OF BOOZING!

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Chan...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:54:00 GMT

FINALLY HERE!

I've been waiting for this day for literally 10 years!  I now have the freedom to do what I want, when I want.  I'm semi-retiring!  NO more crappy day job I hate, no more B.S. with maki...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:16:00 GMT

A beer lovers prayer, inspired by BEAN!

Beer is my shepherd; I shall not walk straightIt maketh me to wake in strange places.It leadeth me to the drunken masses.It restoreth my buzz:It leadeth me in the paths of drunkeness for its name's sa...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:00:00 GMT

A very moving story about an elephant and it’s rescuer.

In 1986, Mike Murray was on vacation in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the a...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:34:00 GMT

The Wisdom of first graders....

A first-grade teacher asked each of the kids in her class to finish a well-known proverb. This is the result of the "experiment".Keep in mind, these are first-graders   1. Don't change horses.......
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:07:00 GMT

Some of my best jokes!

Man:   Doctor, I've broken my leg. Doctor:   I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again. Policeman:   Knock, knock. Woman:   Who's there? Po...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:03:00 GMT

One LOOOOONG weekend!

One LOOOOOONG weekend! First off, we want to thank the everyone for coming out and seeing Stone Doubt at all of our shows, and we hope to see you at more to come!  Now on to our story of o...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:03:00 GMT

Dear Steffi....

One of my very good friends had a horrific accident over the weekend when the Truck she was driving flipped fifteen times.  Thankfully she survived but has sustained very serious injuries. ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:08:00 GMT